Some turkeys are more pardonable than others
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Some turkeys are more pardonable than others
Wellness advice from village healer RFK Jr.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wellness advice from village healer RFK Jr.
Take a tour of our new Congressional Assisted Living Facility!
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Take a tour of our new Congressional Assisted Living Facility!
What the DEEP STATE doesn't want you to know about J6
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What the DEEP STATE doesn't want you to know about J6
Wildlife experts hate this one trick
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wildlife experts hate this one trick
Trick or treat, smell my feet, watch democracy face defeat!
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Trick or treat, smell my feet, watch democracy face defeat!
Welcome to the real Monster Mash!
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Welcome to the real Monster Mash!
BREAKING: Trump Admin announces new agency heads. No strings attached.
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BREAKING: Trump Admin announces new agency heads. No strings attached.
Hey Turning Point USA - Here’s an idea that we think you’re gonna love.
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hey Turning Point USA - Here’s an idea that we think you’re gonna love.
The FUR FLIES as Portland Turns Into a WAR ZONE!
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The FUR FLIES as Portland Turns Into a WAR ZONE!
Finally, a justice system that prioritizes REAL crimes!
October 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Finally, a justice system that prioritizes REAL crimes!
Nothing says innovation like charging more for the same thing
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nothing says innovation like charging more for the same thing
From the makers of Baby’s First Tax Haven
October 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
From the makers of Baby’s First Tax Haven
Making healthcare profitable, one denied claim at a time.
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Making healthcare profitable, one denied claim at a time.
Next up for MAHA: ibuprofen causes ADHD, Aleve creates allergies, and Tums triggers tourettes.
September 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Next up for MAHA: ibuprofen causes ADHD, Aleve creates allergies, and Tums triggers tourettes.
Speaking from a cow dung sweat lodge during a 4-day vision quest, Chansley promised to restore security protocols. He then removed his underwear, placed it on his head, and began chanting.
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Speaking from a cow dung sweat lodge during a 4-day vision quest, Chansley promised to restore security protocols. He then removed his underwear, placed it on his head, and began chanting.
“Settle down, Cupcake,” the President said to a shrieking 16-year-old as he foisted a binder of mostly blank pages into her hands. “This beautiful Anti-Trans bill is gonna offer you and your hot little friends privacy and protection the likes of which have never been seen before.”
September 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Settle down, Cupcake,” the President said to a shrieking 16-year-old as he foisted a binder of mostly blank pages into her hands. “This beautiful Anti-Trans bill is gonna offer you and your hot little friends privacy and protection the likes of which have never been seen before.”
BREAKING: U.S. Government Throws Surprise "Final" Birthday Party for Social Security.
"We wanted to make this birthday extra special," explains official while slowly pressing pillow down. "What better gift than eternal rest?"
"We wanted to make this birthday extra special," explains official while slowly pressing pillow down. "What better gift than eternal rest?"
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BREAKING: U.S. Government Throws Surprise "Final" Birthday Party for Social Security.
"We wanted to make this birthday extra special," explains official while slowly pressing pillow down. "What better gift than eternal rest?"
"We wanted to make this birthday extra special," explains official while slowly pressing pillow down. "What better gift than eternal rest?"
"I simply applied standard corporate restructuring principles to optimize my viewing experience," the CEO explained. "Sometimes you have to make the tough decisions that others won't."
September 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"I simply applied standard corporate restructuring principles to optimize my viewing experience," the CEO explained. "Sometimes you have to make the tough decisions that others won't."
Place your bets on democracy's survival
September 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Place your bets on democracy's survival
Happy Labor Day to the few workers we haven't replaced yet!
September 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Happy Labor Day to the few workers we haven't replaced yet!
Interstate Tariffs: a new way to punish states that voted wrong!
August 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Interstate Tariffs: a new way to punish states that voted wrong!
Nepotism: The Ultimate Participation Trophy
August 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nepotism: The Ultimate Participation Trophy
"I thought ranting about how much I think Barbra Streisand is an OVERRATED AND TALENTLESS SINGER would get people to stop talking about the Epstein List (HOAX)! But if anything, the more I try to get people talking about Streisand, the more people ask me about the Epstein List!”
August 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"I thought ranting about how much I think Barbra Streisand is an OVERRATED AND TALENTLESS SINGER would get people to stop talking about the Epstein List (HOAX)! But if anything, the more I try to get people talking about Streisand, the more people ask me about the Epstein List!”
Buy, Borrow, Die: It’s not a loophole. It’s a lifestyle.
August 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Buy, Borrow, Die: It’s not a loophole. It’s a lifestyle.