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eviljarrad.bsky.social
Wizard
@eviljarrad.bsky.social
Custom videogame maker, electrical engineer that ruins nice things, gorilla pretending to be a human.
Thanks for following up Facebook.... But it's a bit late for a "NOW" photo......unless....
May 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Taking a trip back to Newgrounds.....it was a better time
April 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nugget
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I know fashion when I see it.
January 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yesterday it dawned on me that my 30th anniversary Portal never showed up, I forgot about it completely. Turns out Sony went ahead and cancelled it for me. This marks the second time I've successfully made it through checkout on a presale only to have them realize they didn't have enough.
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fingers crossed for PONG 2000
January 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Man propaganda mills are getting a lot better with their English. I mean it's still nonsense shitposting, but at least you spelled everything correctly. Have a day 👍
January 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Take a lap
December 31, 2024 at 4:24 AM
This IS you right? The one that thinks the government that promotes the vaccines is somehow the one profiting? I mean.... It IS financially beneficial for them to push a flu vaccine, but not for the reason you're suggesting. A healthy society pays more taxes, and again "promote the general welfare"
December 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Just got back from a business trip in Dallas, I could see Six Flags from my hotel but it wasn't open, I finished the first 2 Monkey Island games in classic mode, and ate an entire Beef Phó flavored pizza from Zalat over the course of 4 hours, in my underwear, in front of window, twice.
December 23, 2024 at 7:26 AM
It's even on my timeline so.....
December 19, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I see you just skipped right over me saying this, I even reiterated I'm speaking specifically of TV channels, I didn't say cable, I didn't say satellite, I said TV, traditional television broadcast channels where nearly 1/3rd of Americans get their news from still.
December 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The only SNES game with 1.21Gw of backup power.
December 13, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Why you lying? You're stealing your photos from other people
December 13, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I don't care about zodiac signs, I want to know your top 5's on your Spotify this year.
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 AM
The most useless rare videogame cartridges for Sega. Took me years to find them, and as of writing this it's assumed none of the ones still out there work anymore due to a suicide battery. Mine came from the same Blockbuster as a matched set, which makes it neat, but adds no extra value.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Continuing on with my top 3 games for every system I own, 2 console exclusives and a collection of some of the best games with all the feels ever made.
True story, I came back from E3 in 2016 and was super excited for Cuphead and Super Lucky's Tale, but I didn't have an Xbone, so my dad got me one.
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Continuing the list of top 3 games for every system I own. Xbox360 is next, and being honest I didn't own many games on any Xbox after the original, I went towards Sony and stuck to it. A friend of mine was all about Army of Two so I had to get one so we could play something we both liked.
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Continuing the list of top 3 games for every system I own. Going back to disc based old school for a bit with OG Xbox. Around 2002 I traded a Dreamcast with about 50 games for an Xbox with 10 games. I was an idiot.
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 AM
More of top 3 games for every system I own. I bought my PS4 specifically to play Last Guardian, so of course it's on the list. I REALLY wanted Mad Max to be here, is my favorite game FROM the PS4, but I played it on PS5 so that would be cheating I think. It wouldn't have been the same without 4k
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Moving on with my top 3 games for every system I own list, PS3 was the first system I bought while it was currently being scalped pre-Christmas. I was escorted by security to my car because the store was afraid I would be robbed on the way to the car...because that has already happened to someone.
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Moving up the list of top 3 games for every system I own, it's all recent and current gen from here on out I think. I got a PS2 when they FIRST launched because I wanted a DVD player that played games. Honestly I was still playing Dreamcast at this point so it was MEH until GTA hit me.
December 3, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Another for my list of top 3 games for every system I have. PlayStation was a banger right out of the box. On day one they released games that were unlike anything that I'd played. The year it came out, I honestly thought it was a toy for kids because of the name, then I saw Resident Evil....
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Onward with the top 3 games for every system I own, making it to WiiU, the unfortunate videogame system nobody understood. Is it a Wii? Is it a handheld? Why is it so expensive? Nobody understood, and for that it suffered the same fate as the Dreamcast, the marketing team was ass.
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Moving forward with the top 3 games for every system I own, finally making it to Wii, the videogame system even boomers enjoy. I think back to the global shortages during launch, just to play bowling for 10 times the price of an hour at a bowling alley
December 3, 2024 at 6:38 AM