Evil Wizard, Esq.
@evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social
Prosecutor by day, professor by night, writer by, uh, let’s go with twilight, reader and gamer when I probably should be sleeping. Highly upset at being currently stuck in this, the clearly worst timeline. Posts best read in the voice of Sterling Archer.
You can close the comments and replace the writer’s bio with a list of “he totally did his research bro” all you want @nytimes.com - doesn’t change that you’re pushing a fake “crisis” gaslight.
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You can close the comments and replace the writer’s bio with a list of “he totally did his research bro” all you want @nytimes.com - doesn’t change that you’re pushing a fake “crisis” gaslight.
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
It’s ironic this chucklefuck shitgoblin is accepting a “peace prize” from the people who brought soccer hooliganism to the international stage. Like four drunk Irish lads should’ve burst onto the stage, headbutted him unconscious, taken the medal, and pissed on him before being dragged away.
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s ironic this chucklefuck shitgoblin is accepting a “peace prize” from the people who brought soccer hooliganism to the international stage. Like four drunk Irish lads should’ve burst onto the stage, headbutted him unconscious, taken the medal, and pissed on him before being dragged away.
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Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Police Chief Brian O’Hara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. 👏 👏 👏
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Forget about a third term for the orange shitgoblin, I’m pretty sure we’re about to enter the era of Emperor Netflix. Guess declaring corporations to be people was a little shortsighted. All hail the new corporate overlords.
Netflix announced that it is acquiring Warner Bros. Discovery’s film and television studios, HBO Max, and HBO in an $83 billion deal. trib.al/QedO78t
Netflix acquires Warner Bros. in $83 billion deal - The Boston Globe
The deal brings together two giants in the entertainment business.
trib.al
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Forget about a third term for the orange shitgoblin, I’m pretty sure we’re about to enter the era of Emperor Netflix. Guess declaring corporations to be people was a little shortsighted. All hail the new corporate overlords.
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Just a friendly reminder that if people really insisted on having what is clearly a corpse that just saw the worst taxidermist alive to be president…even then there were better options.
a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a blue and white jacket .
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a blue and white jacket .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just a friendly reminder that if people really insisted on having what is clearly a corpse that just saw the worst taxidermist alive to be president…even then there were better options.
Listen, I have to level with a segment of America. If you are thinking of beginning a sentence, any sentence, with “I spent X years working for Donald Trump and…” stop. Just stop. Unless the second half of that sentence is “…and I am now absolutely sure I will burn in hell” I don’t care. Fuck you.
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Listen, I have to level with a segment of America. If you are thinking of beginning a sentence, any sentence, with “I spent X years working for Donald Trump and…” stop. Just stop. Unless the second half of that sentence is “…and I am now absolutely sure I will burn in hell” I don’t care. Fuck you.
Does anyone else kinda think Pilsner Hogslob here looks kinda like Dolph Lundgren, if Dolph had grey hair and was, you know, a little white supremacist bitch? Or is it just me?
When they can't even quite get a coverup straight, you know they're engaged in one lnk.thebulwark.com/3KCnNX9
Lies, Coverup, and Videotape
Congress must thoroughly investigate the boat strikes.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Does anyone else kinda think Pilsner Hogslob here looks kinda like Dolph Lundgren, if Dolph had grey hair and was, you know, a little white supremacist bitch? Or is it just me?
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Someone asked me a good question on here. How do we stop ICE from violating our constitutional rights. We don't. Our local elected officials do that job. Our Governor, or Sheriffs our mayors, Police. They stop ICE. With force if necessary. That's how you stop ICE from pulling us out of our homes.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Someone asked me a good question on here. How do we stop ICE from violating our constitutional rights. We don't. Our local elected officials do that job. Our Governor, or Sheriffs our mayors, Police. They stop ICE. With force if necessary. That's how you stop ICE from pulling us out of our homes.
Yes. Unfortunately, this was a known factor even before he got elected LAST time and it stopped literally none of his supporters and enablers from continuing to prop him up.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yes. Unfortunately, this was a known factor even before he got elected LAST time and it stopped literally none of his supporters and enablers from continuing to prop him up.
Nice try, Pete Hegseth, but that domino mask isn’t fooling anyone.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nice try, Pete Hegseth, but that domino mask isn’t fooling anyone.
Hey, so I’ll admit that maybe someone has said this already, but does anyone else have a strong suspicion that one of the first targets the Fourth Reich is going to destroy in Venezuela is going to be that prison they’ve been illegally sending people to die in? Is it just me?
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hey, so I’ll admit that maybe someone has said this already, but does anyone else have a strong suspicion that one of the first targets the Fourth Reich is going to destroy in Venezuela is going to be that prison they’ve been illegally sending people to die in? Is it just me?
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
So, to clarify, he’s been bombing boats from Venezuela for weeks now to stop the drug trade…because he wants to prop up the Honduran drug trade? I was unaware that Honduran cocaine was less bad.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So, to clarify, he’s been bombing boats from Venezuela for weeks now to stop the drug trade…because he wants to prop up the Honduran drug trade? I was unaware that Honduran cocaine was less bad.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
First and foremost, my thoughts are with these two victims as well as their families.
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
First and foremost, my thoughts are with these two victims as well as their families.
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Secondly, it’s near the end of business on a long holiday weekend. If he wants to declare martial law, it may be now.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Pete Hegseth talking about “boy-friendly” places - or any child-friendly spaces - is rich considering (checks notes) his boss is in the Epstein files and was elected with support from multiple wealthy right-wing people suspected of various child sexual abuse crimes.
A report this week on the Defense Department's intention to sever the U.S. military's longtime partnership with Scouting America drew immediate pushback Tuesday, with the organization's top leader calling criticism uninformed.
Report of DOD intent to sever military’s longtime ties with Scouting organization met with sadness
An NPR report says the Pentagon will cease support of U.S. Scouting programs on stateside and overseas military bases.
www.stripes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Pete Hegseth talking about “boy-friendly” places - or any child-friendly spaces - is rich considering (checks notes) his boss is in the Epstein files and was elected with support from multiple wealthy right-wing people suspected of various child sexual abuse crimes.
Listen, whenever one of these members of the Fourth Reich says they have “authored” or “written” anything, I immediately assume 1) it was plagiarized or 2) they were handed it by Russia.
Quite frankly I’d be amazed if even half of this regime is actually, functionally literate, let alone can write.
Quite frankly I’d be amazed if even half of this regime is actually, functionally literate, let alone can write.
It was TRANSLATED by the US from Russian into English, not authored by the US.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Listen, whenever one of these members of the Fourth Reich says they have “authored” or “written” anything, I immediately assume 1) it was plagiarized or 2) they were handed it by Russia.
Quite frankly I’d be amazed if even half of this regime is actually, functionally literate, let alone can write.
Quite frankly I’d be amazed if even half of this regime is actually, functionally literate, let alone can write.
So, just to be clear, Secretary of Alcoholism #PeteHegseth has no room for “beard-os” or “fatties” in “his” military, but Nazis and Klan members make the cut. Stay classy, Kegse- er, Hegseth.
How the Coast Guard Revised Its Policy on Swastikas, Nooses and Bullying www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
How the Coast Guard Revised Its Policy on Swastikas, Nooses and Bullying www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
How the Coast Guard Revised Its Policy on Swastikas, Nooses and Bullying
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So, just to be clear, Secretary of Alcoholism #PeteHegseth has no room for “beard-os” or “fatties” in “his” military, but Nazis and Klan members make the cut. Stay classy, Kegse- er, Hegseth.
How the Coast Guard Revised Its Policy on Swastikas, Nooses and Bullying www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
How the Coast Guard Revised Its Policy on Swastikas, Nooses and Bullying www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
Nice try, Donald, but it’s far too late. You aren’t going to heaven.
As for Mamdani, I totally get the optics of “we all have to work together,” but dude, did you lose a bet?
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
As for Mamdani, I totally get the optics of “we all have to work together,” but dude, did you lose a bet?
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nice try, Donald, but it’s far too late. You aren’t going to heaven.
As for Mamdani, I totally get the optics of “we all have to work together,” but dude, did you lose a bet?
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
As for Mamdani, I totally get the optics of “we all have to work together,” but dude, did you lose a bet?
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Sorry - I know the president using the justice dept as his personal hatchet men to go after anyone he dislikes is serious and horrible. But watching this pathetic lawyer seemingly TRYING to fail is hilarious. ☠️
Judge Presses Comey Prosecutors Over Revised Indictment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
Judge Presses Comey Prosecutors Over Revised Indictment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
Judge Presses Comey Prosecutors Over Revised Indictment
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sorry - I know the president using the justice dept as his personal hatchet men to go after anyone he dislikes is serious and horrible. But watching this pathetic lawyer seemingly TRYING to fail is hilarious. ☠️
Judge Presses Comey Prosecutors Over Revised Indictment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
Judge Presses Comey Prosecutors Over Revised Indictment www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
“We haven’t let our kids down enough yet, and frankly, we haven’t let them down as fast as we should be letting them down.” - Karo-lyin’ Leavitt (translated from the original MAGA source text)
Trump Administration Announces Steps to Dismantle Education Department www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Trump Administration Announces Steps to Dismantle Education Department www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Trump Administration Announces Steps to Dismantle Education Department
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“We haven’t let our kids down enough yet, and frankly, we haven’t let them down as fast as we should be letting them down.” - Karo-lyin’ Leavitt (translated from the original MAGA source text)
Trump Administration Announces Steps to Dismantle Education Department www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Trump Administration Announces Steps to Dismantle Education Department www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
For those who may not know, grand jury proceedings are intended to be secret, and it is very rare for them to be turned over to the defendant. The evidence of government misconduct must have been overwhelming to the reviewing magistrate.
BREAKING: Magistrate orders DOJ to turn over grand jury materials to Comey, finding real prospect that "government misconduct" may have tainted the case.
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For those who may not know, grand jury proceedings are intended to be secret, and it is very rare for them to be turned over to the defendant. The evidence of government misconduct must have been overwhelming to the reviewing magistrate.
“I’m sorry.”
I understand that we won’t get rid of MAGA unless we work with defectors from that cult. I get it.
But how many trans or gay or any other marginalized group suffered or even ended their lives due to abuse from MTG? From her expressed views and policies?
“I’m sorry” fixes nothing.
I understand that we won’t get rid of MAGA unless we work with defectors from that cult. I get it.
But how many trans or gay or any other marginalized group suffered or even ended their lives due to abuse from MTG? From her expressed views and policies?
“I’m sorry” fixes nothing.
‘I’m Sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes When Confronted By CNN’s Dana Bash About Political Rhetoric
Too little too late, Marge.
Too little too late, Marge.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes for 'Toxic Politics'
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) delivered a stunning apology on CNN Sunday when confronted about toxic political rhetoric.
www.mediaite.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“I’m sorry.”
I understand that we won’t get rid of MAGA unless we work with defectors from that cult. I get it.
But how many trans or gay or any other marginalized group suffered or even ended their lives due to abuse from MTG? From her expressed views and policies?
“I’m sorry” fixes nothing.
I understand that we won’t get rid of MAGA unless we work with defectors from that cult. I get it.
But how many trans or gay or any other marginalized group suffered or even ended their lives due to abuse from MTG? From her expressed views and policies?
“I’m sorry” fixes nothing.