Evie
@evier.bsky.social
Clare Valley-ite born in Carlton, adopted South Australian, crocheter, Printer's Wife, Mum, RAAF Brat, Defence Mum.
Probably the most boring MF'er you'll ever meet.
Probably the most boring MF'er you'll ever meet.
Have to go to Adelaide for 3 nights. Staying in the city gives me the heeby-jeebies PLUS, I have an enormous car I have to find parks for.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Have to go to Adelaide for 3 nights. Staying in the city gives me the heeby-jeebies PLUS, I have an enormous car I have to find parks for.
Taking youngest to get a filling today.
He is the first one, in our family, to ever get one.
He's asking me what happens - I have zero idea. None of us have any.
He is a pioneer - dang it to hell.
He is the first one, in our family, to ever get one.
He's asking me what happens - I have zero idea. None of us have any.
He is a pioneer - dang it to hell.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Taking youngest to get a filling today.
He is the first one, in our family, to ever get one.
He's asking me what happens - I have zero idea. None of us have any.
He is a pioneer - dang it to hell.
He is the first one, in our family, to ever get one.
He's asking me what happens - I have zero idea. None of us have any.
He is a pioneer - dang it to hell.
Just bought a ball mouse. This is going to take some getting used to. Hope my thumb never falls off.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just bought a ball mouse. This is going to take some getting used to. Hope my thumb never falls off.
The motivation is NOT strong with this one, today.
Currently so bad, I'm eating Maggi Noodles. It's 1997 all over again.
Currently so bad, I'm eating Maggi Noodles. It's 1997 all over again.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The motivation is NOT strong with this one, today.
Currently so bad, I'm eating Maggi Noodles. It's 1997 all over again.
Currently so bad, I'm eating Maggi Noodles. It's 1997 all over again.
Weird thing stuck in my head.
The American spelling of "mum" is stupid.
That is all.
The American spelling of "mum" is stupid.
That is all.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Weird thing stuck in my head.
The American spelling of "mum" is stupid.
That is all.
The American spelling of "mum" is stupid.
That is all.
I have to go outside, walk up to the top of the block, and turn the water off to my washing machine. It's cold out there, man.
Oof.....
Oof.....
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have to go outside, walk up to the top of the block, and turn the water off to my washing machine. It's cold out there, man.
Oof.....
Oof.....
Lots of rain. Not sure it's ideal for up and coming harvest though.
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Lots of rain. Not sure it's ideal for up and coming harvest though.
Is it weird that I still worry when my kids cross the road?
They're 18 and 16 and Mr18 is in the RAAF. It's weird, isn't it?
I'll always worry about my kids.
They're 18 and 16 and Mr18 is in the RAAF. It's weird, isn't it?
I'll always worry about my kids.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Is it weird that I still worry when my kids cross the road?
They're 18 and 16 and Mr18 is in the RAAF. It's weird, isn't it?
I'll always worry about my kids.
They're 18 and 16 and Mr18 is in the RAAF. It's weird, isn't it?
I'll always worry about my kids.
My arse has thankfully shrunk, this last year.
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My arse has thankfully shrunk, this last year.
All of the Boomers, in my life, have lost their damned minds.
They're mainlining commercial news services and everything's a conspiracy.
Talk "at" me, rather then "to" me about issues not a one of us can do anything about.
I'm finding it all terribly depressing.
They're mainlining commercial news services and everything's a conspiracy.
Talk "at" me, rather then "to" me about issues not a one of us can do anything about.
I'm finding it all terribly depressing.
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
All of the Boomers, in my life, have lost their damned minds.
They're mainlining commercial news services and everything's a conspiracy.
Talk "at" me, rather then "to" me about issues not a one of us can do anything about.
I'm finding it all terribly depressing.
They're mainlining commercial news services and everything's a conspiracy.
Talk "at" me, rather then "to" me about issues not a one of us can do anything about.
I'm finding it all terribly depressing.
Did my very first Door Dash tonight; I'm in Adelaide for a meeting and was too tired to go hunting.
Rather successful, I'd suggest.
Rather successful, I'd suggest.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Did my very first Door Dash tonight; I'm in Adelaide for a meeting and was too tired to go hunting.
Rather successful, I'd suggest.
Rather successful, I'd suggest.
Is Night Fill not a thing anymore? I spend most of my grocery shopping, negotiating cages and stuff off the loads. I can't even see shelves.
First world problems, I know.
First world problems, I know.
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Is Night Fill not a thing anymore? I spend most of my grocery shopping, negotiating cages and stuff off the loads. I can't even see shelves.
First world problems, I know.
First world problems, I know.
Boy currently matching in Freedom of Entry, in Wagga Wagga.
Why is Wagga so bloody far away from SA? Someone move it closer. I can't see, from here.
Why is Wagga so bloody far away from SA? Someone move it closer. I can't see, from here.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Boy currently matching in Freedom of Entry, in Wagga Wagga.
Why is Wagga so bloody far away from SA? Someone move it closer. I can't see, from here.
Why is Wagga so bloody far away from SA? Someone move it closer. I can't see, from here.
After losing 30kg over the year, I'm colder than I was. It's 30 and I'm not hot. This is new to me.
#newexperiences
#newexperiences
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
After losing 30kg over the year, I'm colder than I was. It's 30 and I'm not hot. This is new to me.
#newexperiences
#newexperiences
My boy will be marching in Freedom of Entry to Wagga, on Saturday.
Wish I could be there to see it. Upset I'll miss it. 😪
Wish I could be there to see it. Upset I'll miss it. 😪
October 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My boy will be marching in Freedom of Entry to Wagga, on Saturday.
Wish I could be there to see it. Upset I'll miss it. 😪
Wish I could be there to see it. Upset I'll miss it. 😪
How to be popular with ALL the neighbourhood birds (apart from planting lots of trees): turn on the sprinkler.
Instant bird party.
Instant bird party.
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How to be popular with ALL the neighbourhood birds (apart from planting lots of trees): turn on the sprinkler.
Instant bird party.
Instant bird party.
I accidentally knee'd my husband in the butt this morning, at 6am, in bed. He said, "You just gave me a rusty shovel." Something he came up with, off the cuff, based on a 'rusty nail'.
Neither of us could go back to sleep - laughing that hard.
Neither of us could go back to sleep - laughing that hard.
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I accidentally knee'd my husband in the butt this morning, at 6am, in bed. He said, "You just gave me a rusty shovel." Something he came up with, off the cuff, based on a 'rusty nail'.
Neither of us could go back to sleep - laughing that hard.
Neither of us could go back to sleep - laughing that hard.
Our Labrador is a serial bird chaser (and eater). I have just discovered there is one bird he will not chase.
Caught him sitting next to our resident Willy Wagtail, not moving, averting his gaze.
It appears the Wagtail has made our enormous Labrador his bitch.
Caught him sitting next to our resident Willy Wagtail, not moving, averting his gaze.
It appears the Wagtail has made our enormous Labrador his bitch.
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Our Labrador is a serial bird chaser (and eater). I have just discovered there is one bird he will not chase.
Caught him sitting next to our resident Willy Wagtail, not moving, averting his gaze.
It appears the Wagtail has made our enormous Labrador his bitch.
Caught him sitting next to our resident Willy Wagtail, not moving, averting his gaze.
It appears the Wagtail has made our enormous Labrador his bitch.
My boy has left the building. A weekend with him was lovely and his brother was extremely happy. Back to Wagga he went and we miss him. He'll be back at Christmas.
He wasn't sad to go, his gf is in Wagga now and Josh Rachelle was on the plane to Sydney. Go figure.
He wasn't sad to go, his gf is in Wagga now and Josh Rachelle was on the plane to Sydney. Go figure.
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My boy has left the building. A weekend with him was lovely and his brother was extremely happy. Back to Wagga he went and we miss him. He'll be back at Christmas.
He wasn't sad to go, his gf is in Wagga now and Josh Rachelle was on the plane to Sydney. Go figure.
He wasn't sad to go, his gf is in Wagga now and Josh Rachelle was on the plane to Sydney. Go figure.
Saw whole Crows squad in Adelaide Airport tonight. MM16 froze. Like... could not move. Just stood with his mouth open and uttered no words. I think he tried to but just jibbered.
He loves the #AdelaideCrows .
He loves the #AdelaideCrows .
October 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Saw whole Crows squad in Adelaide Airport tonight. MM16 froze. Like... could not move. Just stood with his mouth open and uttered no words. I think he tried to but just jibbered.
He loves the #AdelaideCrows .
He loves the #AdelaideCrows .
Why was Petracca in Adelaide with Mrs Betts? A holiday?
October 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why was Petracca in Adelaide with Mrs Betts? A holiday?
TRYING to catch up with the Bake Off finale, while I'm doing some mundane work. Keeps tapping the screen and pausing it.
Dude!!!
#OfficeBudgie
Dude!!!
#OfficeBudgie
October 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
TRYING to catch up with the Bake Off finale, while I'm doing some mundane work. Keeps tapping the screen and pausing it.
Dude!!!
#OfficeBudgie
Dude!!!
#OfficeBudgie
I get to see my boy tomorrow. So excited.
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I get to see my boy tomorrow. So excited.