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Eric
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I really like the variety of courses in Kirby Air Riders. All of the typical cozy tropes are here:

-Float through a field of flowers

-CAREEN THROUGH ENDLESS FACTORIES

-Ride down the winding paths of a mountain

-INFILTRATE CYBERSPACE

-Explore ancient skybound ruins

-KILL A MACHINE GOD
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Honk honk, I'm the mayor of Clown Town.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The bears in Ghost of Yotei need to calm the fuck down. What was once a large, lumbering creature is now Nature's Fastest Land Predator. Every hit is unblockable and shoots out like the bear has been practicing their iai strike for decades. Machine guns have less relentless assaults than this menace
October 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Regarding Silksong and similar games: If I, while in the middle of playing your game, am overcome with the urge to do household chores rather than experience even one more second of your "I'm in love with my own difficulty" horseshit, then I am going to think that you've made a bad game.
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A disproportionate amount of time at my job is spent yelling at maps from, like, 1938.

I mean, would it have killed them to put some goddamn numbers down? How big is this lot? How is it oriented? I KNOW YOU HAD MEASUREMENTS BACK THEN, GIVE ME SOME BEARINGS AND DISITANCES YOU CLOWNS
August 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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happy international cat day
August 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Good morning.
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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"new beauty trend - people are whitening their armpits" capital wins through creating artificial scarcity, and they've convinced you of the scarcity of your own bounty. burn them to ash
July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
HELL YES
July 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm making ajvar and let me tell you: if you want your home to smell AMAZING then you should toss some bell peppers and eggplant into your oven right the hell now.
July 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm currently getting into baking bread, nbd.
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Longing for Battle Network's future where AI meant "a fun little guy lives in your coffee maker" and not "that little computer guy takes your job and tells everyone that germs don't exist"
June 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Kamen Rider Stronger (1975)
Episode 31
June 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I woke up at 5am, made and ate a batch of udon noodles from scratch, baked a batch of oatmeal raisin cookies, and medicated one of my cats. It is currently 9:30am. I'm having a very very normal norning.
June 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So, I've been playing Clair Obscur and liking it for the most part! However, I have a critical question about the story:

Is there some reason the 33 patch on the characters' arms is a different font than the logo of the game? Oversight or intentional, either way I'm mad.
May 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just finished watching Willow for the first time.

Man, literally every character who sees Willow hurls an in-universe slur at him. I thought the baby was gonna scream it towards the end.
April 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Kamen Rider Stronger (1975)
Episode 9
April 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's been a while since I was an English tutor, but still I think about how dogshit it is to teach this Frankenstein language.

Like, imagine trying to explain the phrase, "Yeah, no." Say that it's just slang? That a phrase that is just "yes no" actually means "I agree"?

Nightmarish.
March 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm not sure what I expected but I have put 90-ish hours into Dragon Age Veilguard and been having a great time.

The only real problem I have with it besides nitpicks is that doors will highlight their handle/knob to indicate that you can open them, but then your character just pushes them open.
March 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Going through some storage today, and I realized that I have been playing Ys for quite a long time!

Although, it sure has been a while since Adol has looked this... seasoned.
March 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I like how after Pokemon showed off a new design for Hex Maniac there was a deluge of 50 quadrillion pieces of fan art of the internet's new big tiddy goth gf.

It's cool, it feels a bit like the old internet.
February 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The dull yet extreme satisfaction of customizing your workspace UI to fit your exact needs.
February 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm about 50 hours into Astlibra and this game desperately needs to chill out. Like, slow down, drink some tea, and

wtf they're introducing even more new mechanics!?
February 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM