Ian everets
@everets.bsky.social
ian and loving it! philly/33
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two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch
October 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch
stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing
July 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing
im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame
June 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame
has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself)
May 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself)
Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩
December 26, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩
Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm!
December 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm!
Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone
December 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone
But I hardly know’er…
December 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
But I hardly know’er…
Been working on redecorating my apartment
December 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Been working on redecorating my apartment
I just tried using my delay pedal’s loop feature for the first time in a while. It’s hard for me, that’s why I didn’t use it. But it’s so sick, I’ll work on it. I’m tired of sitting in a DAW just to mess around with a simple musical idea
December 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I just tried using my delay pedal’s loop feature for the first time in a while. It’s hard for me, that’s why I didn’t use it. But it’s so sick, I’ll work on it. I’m tired of sitting in a DAW just to mess around with a simple musical idea
Trump is definitely gonna make a new special law that says you can’t make jokes about killing CEOs. It’ll be Elon’s idea
December 5, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Trump is definitely gonna make a new special law that says you can’t make jokes about killing CEOs. It’ll be Elon’s idea
In a sea of wrappeds with Charli as top artist, I defy the odds. I stand up as an og Charli stan and say “brat was okay as far as charli’s music goes, meaning it was good but not like number 1 angel good. Also it was a pretty introspective year for me. Muna for president”
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 PM
In a sea of wrappeds with Charli as top artist, I defy the odds. I stand up as an og Charli stan and say “brat was okay as far as charli’s music goes, meaning it was good but not like number 1 angel good. Also it was a pretty introspective year for me. Muna for president”
Has anyone figured out if They Be Giants yet
December 3, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Has anyone figured out if They Be Giants yet
I was out in the cold and it made my nose very red like some kind of drunkard or e-girl. Kind of a look
December 1, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I was out in the cold and it made my nose very red like some kind of drunkard or e-girl. Kind of a look
When Kylie Jenner said 2016 was the year of realizing things she was so real for that, but more importantly every year should be the year of realizing things. It’s the second most important thing to do, next to doing things.
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
When Kylie Jenner said 2016 was the year of realizing things she was so real for that, but more importantly every year should be the year of realizing things. It’s the second most important thing to do, next to doing things.
Have you guys heard of the new movie called Winked?
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Have you guys heard of the new movie called Winked?
Taking estrogen is like… I have so much crying to catch up to 🙄
November 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Taking estrogen is like… I have so much crying to catch up to 🙄
“Settlers of Catan” is abbreviated as “Catan,” as to not confuse it with J. Sakai’s “Settlers: The Mythology of the White Proletariat.” Many awkward mixups before the two communities made this distinction
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
“Settlers of Catan” is abbreviated as “Catan,” as to not confuse it with J. Sakai’s “Settlers: The Mythology of the White Proletariat.” Many awkward mixups before the two communities made this distinction
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Spotify thinks I’m a lesbian…….. I am but not the kind they think I am.
November 20, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Spotify thinks I’m a lesbian…….. I am but not the kind they think I am.
There should be more flowers you can smoke. You get flowers then dry them and leave them sitting around or throw em away. Let me smoke a tiger lily
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
There should be more flowers you can smoke. You get flowers then dry them and leave them sitting around or throw em away. Let me smoke a tiger lily
Reading this is the corniest thing I’ve ever done but I’m in my corny era
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Reading this is the corniest thing I’ve ever done but I’m in my corny era
I have learned that making music is hard when you take a lil 8 year break from it
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I have learned that making music is hard when you take a lil 8 year break from it
My only original content rn is me looking hot (don’t steel)
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 PM
My only original content rn is me looking hot (don’t steel)