sooo bad

also the list with emojis. horrible

yuuuup

gravitational waves

This is why basketball players keep getting caught betting on non public injury information. If you can bet the under on a single player’s point total, knowing that somebody will play limited minutes is money and you can probably tell yourself he would’ve come out of the game anyway

I bet he was telling himself “it’s one pitch. I might’ve thrown a slider anyway! it doesn’t really hurt my team.” It’s just so much easier for people to rationalize this kind of thing vs throwing an actual game.

this is what I want people to assert:

except bjork actually who is on this album

it seems like physicists only care about really really tiny things or really big things. when will they start caring about normal sized things? like 5’7”?