Keep in mind, this is the same government that reportedly paid for $700 toilet seats in the 80s.

There’s something satisfying about writing your own batch scripts. The peace of mind I get knowing a daily backup is run on all of my creative content is priceless.

*driving on the freeway*

Y… O… U… J… U… S… T… P…A… S… S… E… D… Y… O… U… R… E… X… I… T…

“F**k!”

“For the millions who will lose coverage…”

I wonder how this could have been avoided.

*starts stumbling forward like a zombie*

“Cooooonnnnnttteeeennnttt…”

I heard her name was actually Loreena McKennitt, but the other one got a record deal first, so she had to change it.

The world would be a better place if EN were in 24-hour rotation in the White House and the halls of congress.

I had to scroll back up through my feed for the joke to finally hit.

9. Despite the pleas of centrist consultants urging Dems to abandon trans people, it was those who targeted them who saw electoral fortunes collapse. For the first time in years, trans Americans can breathe and see evidence that the wave of anti-trans panic aimed at them may finally be receding.

2. After race after race was called, Dems won by wide margins in contests where anti-trans rhetoric dominated. For all the centrist consultants urging Democrats to “moderate” or sacrifice trans people, the results suggest the opposite: conviction, is what wins.