Evany “Evany Thomas” Thomas
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Evany “Evany Thomas” Thomas
@evany.bsky.social
Word masseuse + tech industry cockroach
(Friendster, Television Without Pity, Webmonkey alum + Cool Site of the Day award recipient)
The richest country in the world, going all out to make sure its people live a life that’s as small and dull and painful as possible
March 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am so very excited to read this!
February 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Okay phew. Haha! OXOXOXO
February 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wait! Where are you going? Please don’t go!
February 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What?! That’s amazing!
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hi, friend! What a terrible day. I’m feeling really low and scared and mad. I hate that the world is here again!
January 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Thanks for sharing this thread. I just reshared it, too.
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This makes me SO MAD!
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
This feels like an engagement brag photo. All that’s missing is the giant diamond ring!
November 23, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Came here to say this. Narwhal!!!

“I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR DAD!” is how we say “Merry Christmas” in our house.
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM