a glonzo mourning
@evanwoodward.bsky.social
brother it is the dinner hour
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
brother it is the dinner hour
woast this puww-son
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
woast this puww-son
his license has been annelid so many times, but he’s right back on the streets
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
his license has been annelid so many times, but he’s right back on the streets
no no no, stick with 7. we can totally get a “do you see 7 pens or 8 pens” meme out of this, and save the middle class
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
no no no, stick with 7. we can totally get a “do you see 7 pens or 8 pens” meme out of this, and save the middle class
30 rock bit, i refuse to believe this
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
30 rock bit, i refuse to believe this
same thing happened to me but it was Rod Blagoyevich, while filing out of Wrigley
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
same thing happened to me but it was Rod Blagoyevich, while filing out of Wrigley
“she released a song called Jailbait” is a solid example of a link i simply will not click but….what? wow
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“she released a song called Jailbait” is a solid example of a link i simply will not click but….what? wow
as opposed to critical winking skills?
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
as opposed to critical winking skills?
this was me today. well, not me but my black hoodie. took a big bath in some salts. quite disgusting actually
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
this was me today. well, not me but my black hoodie. took a big bath in some salts. quite disgusting actually
i think it’s that, plus perversely he also sees it as *more* than an island, so he can’t bring himself to diminish it with the mere word
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i think it’s that, plus perversely he also sees it as *more* than an island, so he can’t bring himself to diminish it with the mere word
lol where is the NYT defender from yesterday who said that a reporter having a chummy email rapport with epstein “wasn’t a whole story”
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
lol where is the NYT defender from yesterday who said that a reporter having a chummy email rapport with epstein “wasn’t a whole story”
we will never ever know why he puts these random words in quotes
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
we will never ever know why he puts these random words in quotes
lolita, lolita …. hmm let me think here. oh yes, my child. i lent lolita to my child. cuz she likes butterflies
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
lolita, lolita …. hmm let me think here. oh yes, my child. i lent lolita to my child. cuz she likes butterflies
that “uhh haha let me go find my copy!” in her original message is…. oof
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
that “uhh haha let me go find my copy!” in her original message is…. oof
It’s no concern on y’alls part
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s no concern on y’alls part
100% - my rule is if ppl are excited about what they’re getting, i do not care what it is. (again w the caveat above lol)
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
100% - my rule is if ppl are excited about what they’re getting, i do not care what it is. (again w the caveat above lol)
aww look who discovered there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
aww look who discovered there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism
i work at a record store where i try to refute the idea that record clerks are rude dicks every day. but when being a rude dick is called for? hoo boy i fire that shit right up
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i work at a record store where i try to refute the idea that record clerks are rude dicks every day. but when being a rude dick is called for? hoo boy i fire that shit right up
it’s a crusty burden!
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
it’s a crusty burden!
i was definitely weebay dot gif-ing to this as well
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i was definitely weebay dot gif-ing to this as well
i really do mourn the loss of the nyt/wapo op-eds, but i do think it’s time to stop giving them oxygen. they’ve been whittled down to people who have absolutely nothing of value to tell us
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i really do mourn the loss of the nyt/wapo op-eds, but i do think it’s time to stop giving them oxygen. they’ve been whittled down to people who have absolutely nothing of value to tell us
hey there, I’m Alexis. you know….from country music?
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
hey there, I’m Alexis. you know….from country music?
what’s great here is everyone laughing at her for this would themselves be laughed at 40 years ago for calling him “the guy from princess bride”
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
what’s great here is everyone laughing at her for this would themselves be laughed at 40 years ago for calling him “the guy from princess bride”
silver lining: they saved those baby goats tho
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
silver lining: they saved those baby goats tho
huh, gotta say I don’t love learning new racial slurs in the year 2025
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
huh, gotta say I don’t love learning new racial slurs in the year 2025