@twitchykat.bsky.social is having a birthday! Today, in fact! Tell everyone you know! It’s important to spread this salvific joy!

Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.

Some say Valentine’s Day only comes but once a year. But every day with @twitchykat.bsky.social is like eating chocolate out of someone’s aorta.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the lovers out there! May love burst from your chests like cacao from the Ecuadorian soil!

I’m old enough to remember when The Simpsons were controversial. Like, when teachers would devote classroom time to telling us how evil the show was. Imagine an anti-drug rally, but instead of drugs it was Bart Simpson.

For my first Bluesky post, I'd like to ask one simple, but important, question:

Has there been a Simpsons parody of Dark?

It just seems so obvious, but my cursory search turned up nothing.