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Evan
@evanrachelhood.bsky.social
“These violent delights have violent ends”
I SHRIEKED. Carrot weather is out of control🤣
September 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
1) The only correct answer 😭🙂‍↕️
2) Guap (La La La) - Rico Nasty
3) Plug in Baby - Muse
August 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
About last night..

#gnxtour #gnxphilly
May 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Happy May 1st😭
May 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
April 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This one almost made it to my Spotify Wrapped😭😭😭
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This Whoopi, specifically
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🤗
February 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s (almost) 🎵tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime🎵
#TheReadLive
February 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What a game!
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hey fella, I can see you’re having a big thought. Possibly for the first time. That can be really scary for you (and the hoes, obviously).

Might I suggest:
December 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Megan’s my #1 artist, and @thisistheread.com is my #1 podcast, and that’s all I’m prepared to admit to 😭
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Cramps? Tiger Balm
Carpal tunnel? Tiger Balm
Sciatica? Tiger Balm
Depression? Tiger Balm
Mesothelioma? Tiger Balm
🙏🏾
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
If you were a villain, who would you be?

I didn’t even have to think about it 😂: Claudia and Lestat
November 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 AM
When I say that I play Dungeons & Dragons, this is what I mean

#DND #BlackSky #MoneyMakingMageBetterKnownAsTheStallion
November 26, 2024 at 9:07 PM
@mmamalama.bsky.social you’re not slick 😂😂
Stay mad and unexfoliated.
November 26, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Girl shut up.
November 26, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Wait!
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 fragrances

🥰
November 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Posting from outside the café 😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Brain: *inhale*
Me: please.
Brain: mmmmmmmmmmmmmM
Me: I’m so tired.
Brain: MUSTAAAAAAAAAAA-
November 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
“NO I’LL TOTALLY GIVE YOU MY NUMBER AFTER I TELL YOU WHY I NEED A COMPUTER WITH THE PROCESSING POWER OF A DYING SUN JUST TO PLAY THE SIMS 4!! YUP IT’S THE MODS!”
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’m about to know about everywhere but America, for the next 4 years
November 22, 2024 at 3:19 AM