evan austin, author
@evanaustin.bsky.social
I write fantasy and sci-fi, as well as poetry. I sing and play guitar. I draw and design sometimes. I act on stage.
Oof, not if you don’t like crying.
I tend to think there’s a very “boy” thing about romanticizing giant robots and superheroes, but I know PLENTY of humans of all stripes who LOVE this movie. Very touching, and beautifully done.
I tend to think there’s a very “boy” thing about romanticizing giant robots and superheroes, but I know PLENTY of humans of all stripes who LOVE this movie. Very touching, and beautifully done.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oof, not if you don’t like crying.
I tend to think there’s a very “boy” thing about romanticizing giant robots and superheroes, but I know PLENTY of humans of all stripes who LOVE this movie. Very touching, and beautifully done.
I tend to think there’s a very “boy” thing about romanticizing giant robots and superheroes, but I know PLENTY of humans of all stripes who LOVE this movie. Very touching, and beautifully done.
Well then I know exactly what to do!
*gently scrapes you into a garbage bag, places the bag carefully in the dumpster, reverently hoses off the concrete, lovingly sweeps water away*
*gently scrapes you into a garbage bag, places the bag carefully in the dumpster, reverently hoses off the concrete, lovingly sweeps water away*
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well then I know exactly what to do!
*gently scrapes you into a garbage bag, places the bag carefully in the dumpster, reverently hoses off the concrete, lovingly sweeps water away*
*gently scrapes you into a garbage bag, places the bag carefully in the dumpster, reverently hoses off the concrete, lovingly sweeps water away*
Not gonna lie…
a man wearing glasses and a suit says i kinda like it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit says i kinda like it
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November 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not gonna lie…
Careful with that power
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Careful with that power
That tongue-waggle tho 🥵
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
That tongue-waggle tho 🥵
Just keep my name in your filthy mouth!
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just keep my name in your filthy mouth!
*looking for my mascara*
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
*looking for my mascara*
I contain multitudes! 🤷🏼♂️🤣
And am evidently very generous with the live footage.
And am evidently very generous with the live footage.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I contain multitudes! 🤷🏼♂️🤣
And am evidently very generous with the live footage.
And am evidently very generous with the live footage.
That was actual video. 🤣
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That was actual video. 🤣