Ethelred Goat
@ethelredgoat.bsky.social
Chickens, cats and twaddle, accompanied by exaggeration and drama. Runs backwards at weddings. Forest dweller, chicken whisperer, cat cuddler, crisp eater. Hampshire, UK.
I am a lucky girl. I am Margo. This is me on the day I was rescued out of the farm. I got up on this roof and looked at human and she looked at me, and she gave me a cuddle even though I was stinky and wet and then she took me home. 🥰
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I am a lucky girl. I am Margo. This is me on the day I was rescued out of the farm. I got up on this roof and looked at human and she looked at me, and she gave me a cuddle even though I was stinky and wet and then she took me home. 🥰
Isn’t she? And she wasn’t moving for anybody or anything! 😂
July 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Isn’t she? And she wasn’t moving for anybody or anything! 😂
Instagram is a steaming cess pit of awful.
July 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Instagram is a steaming cess pit of awful.
They are, but I am so close to that cat, I know instantly when things aren’t quite right. But I escalate it and panic and it helps no one.
July 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They are, but I am so close to that cat, I know instantly when things aren’t quite right. But I escalate it and panic and it helps no one.
Dreadful anxiety I can’t bear it when they’re ill. 😭
July 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dreadful anxiety I can’t bear it when they’re ill. 😭
That was his face when he was realising that the morning wasn’t going to schedule.
July 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That was his face when he was realising that the morning wasn’t going to schedule.
Fingers crossed we think he’s ok but he was quite poorly yesterday.
July 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fingers crossed we think he’s ok but he was quite poorly yesterday.
He later escaped out of the bathroom window and we had to crawl into the hedge to drag him out. That was not dignified for anyone.
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He later escaped out of the bathroom window and we had to crawl into the hedge to drag him out. That was not dignified for anyone.
Our neighbours came to our wedding, in Italy.
July 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Our neighbours came to our wedding, in Italy.
That scene would make a lovely painting.
July 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That scene would make a lovely painting.
Years ago when I was at the cat orphanage adopting Edward I was sitting on a bench waiting and the resident mouser strolled up to me and punched me on the arm so hard it left a cat paw shaped bruise.
July 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Years ago when I was at the cat orphanage adopting Edward I was sitting on a bench waiting and the resident mouser strolled up to me and punched me on the arm so hard it left a cat paw shaped bruise.