Happy to be of service.

I may know the answer if it's an Samsung phone.
Open the samsung keyboard, click on the settings button (cog)
Go to predictive text
Turn on/download English (AU)

'Now is not the time for hurt feelings. Now is the time for dealing with unexploded corpses."
"I would like to pay my respects to the dead, but it's hard when they keep exploding."

"Once you're innuendo, it's hard to get out..."

"Does my butt look bigger?"
"Bigger than what?"

"The flowers are now on fire."
"I am distressingly flammable!"

"Flowers should not arrive in squadrons!"
"They're supposed to be bouquets!"

Such a good language.

"I don't eat human skin. It tastes terrible."
"...how do you know?"
"Don't answer!"

"Ooh... that is very much a giant spider..."
"Did anyone pack a hobbit?"