Espejo
@espejo.bsky.social
Writer, Ponderer, Laundress, Fan of Robin Hood & Mister Rogers.
When the international incident is embarrassing because he lacks diplomatic skill, but even more so because the wording implies he was on the golden toilet with a towel and Jergens. 🤢🙈🤢
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
When the international incident is embarrassing because he lacks diplomatic skill, but even more so because the wording implies he was on the golden toilet with a towel and Jergens. 🤢🙈🤢
Yes, but that wonder is the good kind of hope. Use it.
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yes, but that wonder is the good kind of hope. Use it.
He would probably hand it to his daughter.
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
He would probably hand it to his daughter.
Changing it legally sounds like the opposite of “getting around” it…which would mean they plan on something illegal?
Part of maturity and intellect is the ability to keep one’s mouth shut. 🤐
Part of maturity and intellect is the ability to keep one’s mouth shut. 🤐
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Changing it legally sounds like the opposite of “getting around” it…which would mean they plan on something illegal?
Part of maturity and intellect is the ability to keep one’s mouth shut. 🤐
Part of maturity and intellect is the ability to keep one’s mouth shut. 🤐
Remember how Russia claimed Ukraine had a Neo-Nazi government, and therefore they must invade?
Feels familiar, doesn’t it?
Feels familiar, doesn’t it?
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Remember how Russia claimed Ukraine had a Neo-Nazi government, and therefore they must invade?
Feels familiar, doesn’t it?
Feels familiar, doesn’t it?
DON’T LET HER NEAR PUPPY BOWL!!!
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
DON’T LET HER NEAR PUPPY BOWL!!!
Foreign tourists are banned from the Superbowl now, DogKiller?
The cheapest Superbowl tickets are $2,500 to $3,000. Who TF are they hoping to catch????
The cheapest Superbowl tickets are $2,500 to $3,000. Who TF are they hoping to catch????
October 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Foreign tourists are banned from the Superbowl now, DogKiller?
The cheapest Superbowl tickets are $2,500 to $3,000. Who TF are they hoping to catch????
The cheapest Superbowl tickets are $2,500 to $3,000. Who TF are they hoping to catch????
I was heading to Google to see what the British title of the movie was in order to make you understand why I was right even if you might also be… when it hit me.
October 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was heading to Google to see what the British title of the movie was in order to make you understand why I was right even if you might also be… when it hit me.
That implies that he has the competence to make trains run on time.
September 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
That implies that he has the competence to make trains run on time.
It’s his golden shower.
September 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s his golden shower.
1) Do you work here?
2) Did you write this book?
3) Where’s the restroom?
2) Did you write this book?
3) Where’s the restroom?
August 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
1) Do you work here?
2) Did you write this book?
3) Where’s the restroom?
2) Did you write this book?
3) Where’s the restroom?
Total coincidence.
The move makes sense. What network WOULDN'T want to cancel a show consistently at #1?
Execs worth their salt want every show to die at its peak.
😏🤔🙄
The move makes sense. What network WOULDN'T want to cancel a show consistently at #1?
Execs worth their salt want every show to die at its peak.
😏🤔🙄
Alright GIF
ALT: Alright GIF
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July 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Total coincidence.
The move makes sense. What network WOULDN'T want to cancel a show consistently at #1?
Execs worth their salt want every show to die at its peak.
😏🤔🙄
The move makes sense. What network WOULDN'T want to cancel a show consistently at #1?
Execs worth their salt want every show to die at its peak.
😏🤔🙄
I’m pretty sure there’s no longer such a thing as a US citizen anymore.
#WithoutDueProcessCitizenshipMeansNothing
#WithoutDueProcessCitizenshipMeansNothing
July 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m pretty sure there’s no longer such a thing as a US citizen anymore.
#WithoutDueProcessCitizenshipMeansNothing
#WithoutDueProcessCitizenshipMeansNothing
This Fact Seems Pertinent: They opened Dachau three months after Hitler took office.
July 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This Fact Seems Pertinent: They opened Dachau three months after Hitler took office.
People often respond to the “Nobody cares about ___” with “You seem to care, because you commented.”
But I comment not because I care about his redecorating: rather I care whether a president occupies time w/ bullshit that helps no one.
That said, keep pissing away your time on the curtains, 🍊
But I comment not because I care about his redecorating: rather I care whether a president occupies time w/ bullshit that helps no one.
That said, keep pissing away your time on the curtains, 🍊
July 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
People often respond to the “Nobody cares about ___” with “You seem to care, because you commented.”
But I comment not because I care about his redecorating: rather I care whether a president occupies time w/ bullshit that helps no one.
That said, keep pissing away your time on the curtains, 🍊
But I comment not because I care about his redecorating: rather I care whether a president occupies time w/ bullshit that helps no one.
That said, keep pissing away your time on the curtains, 🍊
Not a single naturalized citizen?
Their aim is for us to know it’s all lies so we ignore it.
Unheard is unprotested.
Their aim is for us to know it’s all lies so we ignore it.
Unheard is unprotested.
July 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not a single naturalized citizen?
Their aim is for us to know it’s all lies so we ignore it.
Unheard is unprotested.
Their aim is for us to know it’s all lies so we ignore it.
Unheard is unprotested.
Oh, and breading it! Breading is best in FEBruary:
Dredge it in
—>Flour
—>Egg
—>Bread crumbs
in that order, then fry it up, or bake it in oil.
Dredge it in
—>Flour
—>Egg
—>Bread crumbs
in that order, then fry it up, or bake it in oil.
July 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh, and breading it! Breading is best in FEBruary:
Dredge it in
—>Flour
—>Egg
—>Bread crumbs
in that order, then fry it up, or bake it in oil.
Dredge it in
—>Flour
—>Egg
—>Bread crumbs
in that order, then fry it up, or bake it in oil.
Vegetable lasagne. 😍😋🤪
garfield is eating bacon from a pan .
ALT: garfield is eating bacon from a pan .
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July 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Vegetable lasagne. 😍😋🤪
My son is in the midst of that exact lesson right now. He lost ten percent of his fake investment due to tariffs. I should ask him for an update.
April 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My son is in the midst of that exact lesson right now. He lost ten percent of his fake investment due to tariffs. I should ask him for an update.
The legendary deal maker except when he sticks to EOs because his negotiation skills are as garbage as his diplomacy. So tough he’ll never back down except whenever he does. Always wins, as long as he cheats, including when he reverses course to send new/cheaply-bought market shares soaring again.
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The legendary deal maker except when he sticks to EOs because his negotiation skills are as garbage as his diplomacy. So tough he’ll never back down except whenever he does. Always wins, as long as he cheats, including when he reverses course to send new/cheaply-bought market shares soaring again.
Blessings for all that! ❤️
March 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Blessings for all that! ❤️
This sounds so familiar…🤔
March 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This sounds so familiar…🤔