Esme Rylan
@esmerylan.bsky.social
Trans woman, nursing home social worker, obsessive music nerd, undisputed Jump Showdown champion. She/her
Got an ad for a rewards card and I want to know who actually thinks this sounds like a good deal.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Got an ad for a rewards card and I want to know who actually thinks this sounds like a good deal.
Trying something different for lunch today.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trying something different for lunch today.
And here's the weekly version. The bottom two rows and part of the middle row are entirely from a single Music League playlist.
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And here's the weekly version. The bottom two rows and part of the middle row are entirely from a single Music League playlist.
Did a monthly 5x5 listening chart, obviously slightly inaccurate since I'm still listening to this Dylan album right now but it's as close as I'm going to get without staying up all night. 😝
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Did a monthly 5x5 listening chart, obviously slightly inaccurate since I'm still listening to this Dylan album right now but it's as close as I'm going to get without staying up all night. 😝
Someone left this comment on my LastFM profile, and since I'm Old and Out Of It, I need to know: is this a meme? A bit? What's going on here?
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Someone left this comment on my LastFM profile, and since I'm Old and Out Of It, I need to know: is this a meme? A bit? What's going on here?
Could've sworn I posted this picture the last time I was at B&N but apparently not. Anyway, I'm reading more of this book now.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Could've sworn I posted this picture the last time I was at B&N but apparently not. Anyway, I'm reading more of this book now.
Didn't get around to making one of those 5x5 charts until just now, so the last 6 hours or so since I got home from work are heavily represented here. Also you can blame Music League for Alex Warren's unexpected return appearance.
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Didn't get around to making one of those 5x5 charts until just now, so the last 6 hours or so since I got home from work are heavily represented here. Also you can blame Music League for Alex Warren's unexpected return appearance.
Got a Halloween mask in Brighter Shores by beating up 50 Ghouls. 😝
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Got a Halloween mask in Brighter Shores by beating up 50 Ghouls. 😝
Incredible juxtaposition of posts on my timeline.
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Incredible juxtaposition of posts on my timeline.
The best arcade game ever made. 😝
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The best arcade game ever made. 😝
So there's a problem here: this isn't what the Icon of Sin looks like in Doom II. Anyone who's played the game knows he's just a wall texture, and you shoot rockets through the hole in the texture's head to hit the "brain" (actually John Romero's head). He doesn't have a body until Doom Eternal!
October 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So there's a problem here: this isn't what the Icon of Sin looks like in Doom II. Anyone who's played the game knows he's just a wall texture, and you shoot rockets through the hole in the texture's head to hit the "brain" (actually John Romero's head). He doesn't have a body until Doom Eternal!
So if Nintendo sues people who make fan games and run ROM sites, will they go similarly scorched earth on a game that blatantly steals ACNH character models, which is up for pre-orders on PS5?
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
So if Nintendo sues people who make fan games and run ROM sites, will they go similarly scorched earth on a game that blatantly steals ACNH character models, which is up for pre-orders on PS5?
Let's play a game! How long do you think it takes this YouTuber to get to the album referenced in the clickbait title?
September 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Let's play a game! How long do you think it takes this YouTuber to get to the album referenced in the clickbait title?
That first one especially... ouch.
September 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That first one especially... ouch.
Album chart for last week actually includes one album from today's new releases, because I was up late and put it on while I went to sleep. 😝
September 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Album chart for last week actually includes one album from today's new releases, because I was up late and put it on while I went to sleep. 😝
Detested McDonald's sandwich would more likely be the infamous McLean.
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Detested McDonald's sandwich would more likely be the infamous McLean.
Oh, THAT doesn't sound good.
September 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh, THAT doesn't sound good.
Played the Dinkum demo some more and came across these dingos absolutely kicking the shit out of a crocodile. 😝
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Played the Dinkum demo some more and came across these dingos absolutely kicking the shit out of a crocodile. 😝
Usually when I'm at the park for my walk I'm trying to find a route around the events... but today I'm here for the event.
September 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Usually when I'm at the park for my walk I'm trying to find a route around the events... but today I'm here for the event.
Before Mark Isham became known as a die-hard Scientologist, he wrote music for Alan Rudolph's movies, and this one's where I first heard Marianne Faithfull! That's the important part of the story, because fuck Mark Isham.
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Before Mark Isham became known as a die-hard Scientologist, he wrote music for Alan Rudolph's movies, and this one's where I first heard Marianne Faithfull! That's the important part of the story, because fuck Mark Isham.