Caught the cat trying to steal my breath as I lie sleep this morn.

An awkward good morning to all!

We relitigated if Nazis were awful.
We told our neighbors to leave or else.
We starved our nation and others to death.
Now I see we are redefining pedophilia.

America, blow your brains out, sweetheart❣️

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.

yes.

Happy Halloween EST 🦇🎃🥀

Because I did not respond fast enough to a fair maiden's beckoning call to come up to bed, I now have a sleeping cat on my lap which means I will be sleeping here, on the couch, for my sin of sloth.

Share any horror GIF or vid

Please don't ask why I had this handy.

Good morning darlings

Proof the Rapture happened-- it took the best of us.

This one hurt.

#claudiacardinale

I keep waiting for the Rapture because I want to see you fuckers gone 💅🏻

How I flirt...

Share a preacher, priest, or nun

Currently eating humus and NOT happy about it.

I remember my mom and dad discussing my two favorite films growing up: Elm Street and Wizard of Oz.

I laughed, said it was probably due to the magical aspects.

Didn't have the heart to say I identified as Nancy AND I wanted to melt the witch.

The complexities of mother daughter relationships 💕