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I’m getting tired.
I’m forgetting why.
I’m forgetting why.
Staff at the Etihad not looking forward to doing a days work.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Staff at the Etihad not looking forward to doing a days work.
Timeline:
30th October - Prince Andrew no longer Prince Andrew.
31st October to 11th November - Trump doing batshit crazy stuff to grab the headlines.
12th November - Actual incriminating emails from the Epstein files are released.
I hate conspiracy theories, but they knew it was going to happen.
30th October - Prince Andrew no longer Prince Andrew.
31st October to 11th November - Trump doing batshit crazy stuff to grab the headlines.
12th November - Actual incriminating emails from the Epstein files are released.
I hate conspiracy theories, but they knew it was going to happen.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Timeline:
30th October - Prince Andrew no longer Prince Andrew.
31st October to 11th November - Trump doing batshit crazy stuff to grab the headlines.
12th November - Actual incriminating emails from the Epstein files are released.
I hate conspiracy theories, but they knew it was going to happen.
30th October - Prince Andrew no longer Prince Andrew.
31st October to 11th November - Trump doing batshit crazy stuff to grab the headlines.
12th November - Actual incriminating emails from the Epstein files are released.
I hate conspiracy theories, but they knew it was going to happen.
Strong words from a man that dodges drafts like a middle aged woman at work whose back is killing her.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Strong words from a man that dodges drafts like a middle aged woman at work whose back is killing her.
Trump, being such and intelligent and successful business man, would know what “DOW” commonly stands for.
You’d think he would have learned to stay well away from war and the stock exchange.
You’d think he would have learned to stay well away from war and the stock exchange.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump, being such and intelligent and successful business man, would know what “DOW” commonly stands for.
You’d think he would have learned to stay well away from war and the stock exchange.
You’d think he would have learned to stay well away from war and the stock exchange.
I know my sense of humour can be dark, but I know where to draw the line.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I know my sense of humour can be dark, but I know where to draw the line.
You can:
Pick a bone
Pick a brain
Pick a fight
Pick a side
Pick a lock
Pick a bar
Pick a bar, what the hell is pick a bar?
Trab pu kcip
Pick a bone
Pick a brain
Pick a fight
Pick a side
Pick a lock
Pick a bar
Pick a bar, what the hell is pick a bar?
Trab pu kcip
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You can:
Pick a bone
Pick a brain
Pick a fight
Pick a side
Pick a lock
Pick a bar
Pick a bar, what the hell is pick a bar?
Trab pu kcip
Pick a bone
Pick a brain
Pick a fight
Pick a side
Pick a lock
Pick a bar
Pick a bar, what the hell is pick a bar?
Trab pu kcip
On each other’s chests?
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
On each other’s chests?
Trump: “I’m going to sue the BBC”
Conspiracy theorist that thinks not paying for a TV licence is the ultimate fuck you to the ‘establishment’: “Haha, you’re not getting my money, my money is going to support Reform”
Conspiracy theorist that thinks not paying for a TV licence is the ultimate fuck you to the ‘establishment’: “Haha, you’re not getting my money, my money is going to support Reform”
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump: “I’m going to sue the BBC”
Conspiracy theorist that thinks not paying for a TV licence is the ultimate fuck you to the ‘establishment’: “Haha, you’re not getting my money, my money is going to support Reform”
Conspiracy theorist that thinks not paying for a TV licence is the ultimate fuck you to the ‘establishment’: “Haha, you’re not getting my money, my money is going to support Reform”
I’m not surprised Pebble Mill became a TV studio, I mean you can find loads of them just lying on the ground.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m not surprised Pebble Mill became a TV studio, I mean you can find loads of them just lying on the ground.
Gatekeeping music isn’t big or clever.
Why am I supposed to find all the music I like on my own?
What’s wrong with taking a recommendation?
This post was brought to you by Generation X.
We’re not that fucking nice.
Apparently.
Why am I supposed to find all the music I like on my own?
What’s wrong with taking a recommendation?
This post was brought to you by Generation X.
We’re not that fucking nice.
Apparently.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Gatekeeping music isn’t big or clever.
Why am I supposed to find all the music I like on my own?
What’s wrong with taking a recommendation?
This post was brought to you by Generation X.
We’re not that fucking nice.
Apparently.
Why am I supposed to find all the music I like on my own?
What’s wrong with taking a recommendation?
This post was brought to you by Generation X.
We’re not that fucking nice.
Apparently.
The people who hate Baby Metal, are the same people who spent £1000+ on a guitar five years ago, but still can’t play it.
They also own more than one Iron Maiden T-Shirt.
They also own more than one Iron Maiden T-Shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The people who hate Baby Metal, are the same people who spent £1000+ on a guitar five years ago, but still can’t play it.
They also own more than one Iron Maiden T-Shirt.
They also own more than one Iron Maiden T-Shirt.
Explain a film plot, badly.
“I’m reluctant, because of my own personality, to”
Followed by one of the following:
Go to Mars
Save the Princess
Get Married
Go to Space
Confront my own Demons
“I’m reluctant, because of my own personality, to”
Followed by one of the following:
Go to Mars
Save the Princess
Get Married
Go to Space
Confront my own Demons
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Explain a film plot, badly.
“I’m reluctant, because of my own personality, to”
Followed by one of the following:
Go to Mars
Save the Princess
Get Married
Go to Space
Confront my own Demons
“I’m reluctant, because of my own personality, to”
Followed by one of the following:
Go to Mars
Save the Princess
Get Married
Go to Space
Confront my own Demons
When one of Trumps cronies collapses, I can only assume it’s because they’re not vaccinated.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
When one of Trumps cronies collapses, I can only assume it’s because they’re not vaccinated.
Noise free fireworks do exist.
I’m looking at you, person who sells fireworks.
I’m looking at you, person who sells fireworks.
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Noise free fireworks do exist.
I’m looking at you, person who sells fireworks.
I’m looking at you, person who sells fireworks.
So 1575 in Yahtzee, or a Crit that kills the dungeon master.
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So 1575 in Yahtzee, or a Crit that kills the dungeon master.
People say sketch comedy is dead because newer audiences don’t find it entertaining.
The real reason is because John Finnemore has written all the best sketches already and anyone else would just be plagiarising.
The real reason is because John Finnemore has written all the best sketches already and anyone else would just be plagiarising.
November 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
People say sketch comedy is dead because newer audiences don’t find it entertaining.
The real reason is because John Finnemore has written all the best sketches already and anyone else would just be plagiarising.
The real reason is because John Finnemore has written all the best sketches already and anyone else would just be plagiarising.
Trump thinks he’s clever.
His kids all endeavour,
They all have bravado,
And live in Mar-a-Lago,
One day things will change,
And not feel so strange,
Let’s bury him under his ballroom.
His kids all endeavour,
They all have bravado,
And live in Mar-a-Lago,
One day things will change,
And not feel so strange,
Let’s bury him under his ballroom.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Trump thinks he’s clever.
His kids all endeavour,
They all have bravado,
And live in Mar-a-Lago,
One day things will change,
And not feel so strange,
Let’s bury him under his ballroom.
His kids all endeavour,
They all have bravado,
And live in Mar-a-Lago,
One day things will change,
And not feel so strange,
Let’s bury him under his ballroom.
There are two types of people.
Those who heard Dry The Rain by The Beta Band before High Fidelity and those who, erm, didn’t.
Those who heard Dry The Rain by The Beta Band before High Fidelity and those who, erm, didn’t.
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There are two types of people.
Those who heard Dry The Rain by The Beta Band before High Fidelity and those who, erm, didn’t.
Those who heard Dry The Rain by The Beta Band before High Fidelity and those who, erm, didn’t.
“I’d like to report a hazard phone.”
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
“I’d like to report a hazard phone.”
If they produced “The Hitman and Her” today it would 100% be called “Michaela Strachan and the Twat”.
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If they produced “The Hitman and Her” today it would 100% be called “Michaela Strachan and the Twat”.
In America, a hundred years from now, they can teach History and English in the same lesson.
“Which President did this, and what is it a metaphor for, plus define metaphor?“
“Which President did this, and what is it a metaphor for, plus define metaphor?“
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In America, a hundred years from now, they can teach History and English in the same lesson.
“Which President did this, and what is it a metaphor for, plus define metaphor?“
“Which President did this, and what is it a metaphor for, plus define metaphor?“
Hot Fuzz on ITV4.
a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hot Fuzz on ITV4.
Kaiju Abraham Lincoln is not happy with the UN, or what they stand for.
October 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Kaiju Abraham Lincoln is not happy with the UN, or what they stand for.
I rarely do this.
Drew Struzan was a supremely talented artist and shaped my early life.
My love and respect to him and his loved ones.
Drew Struzan was a supremely talented artist and shaped my early life.
My love and respect to him and his loved ones.
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I rarely do this.
Drew Struzan was a supremely talented artist and shaped my early life.
My love and respect to him and his loved ones.
Drew Struzan was a supremely talented artist and shaped my early life.
My love and respect to him and his loved ones.