Pro: my kids do their own laundry
Con: this

And fuck Elon Musk, obviously

What I've gathered: Starbucks released a small number of holiday cups that look like the plastic bears honey used to come in, and they are somehow very desirable (??) so people are mad about not getting one?? Because really, what else is there to be mad about/channel your energy into??

Kill me now

"Ugh, Carney, BUT NOT IN A CONSERVATIVE WAY."

When people talk about "resell value" as an element of making car purchases I'm like lol, no, I will drive this car into the ground and then get $300 for the scrap metal

We've moved on to Higher by Creed playing at an 11 out of 10. Please just take my blood, this is almost certainly worse than whatever is wrong with me!!

I was going to read but the sound of Rush at full volume is too powerful

I had a Multnomah County Library card! (Using my cousin's address, shhhh, forgive this Canadian book nerd.)