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Load bearing 😆
And Stallone’s eyebrows
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Went and checked out the Amish Christmas lights tonight. Pictures shared are just black.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Tweet from@powerbottomdad1 Sunday 2:30pm: wow I really have the whole day ahead of me, anything is possible Sunday 4:30pm: the day has slipped thru my fingers, any hope to be productive has faded to dust. I must retire to my quarters.
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
Picture of turkey next to a window seat on an airplane with snowy mountains in the distance. “Decided to do something different with my turkey this year.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Black and white photo of a woman sitting in a floor length, fur trimmed gown. “Dress for the seasonal depression you want not the seasonal depression you have.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Did you know? It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2 times as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. A man is still looking at his thumb.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I’ve got a sense of humor, a dirty mind, and a beautiful heart. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Betty White.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A fall walk in Hygiene, CO. #hygienecolorado
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Picture of grim reaper, “Two things that never get old…dark humor and unvaccinated children.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Michael Meyers standing in the middle of sheets hanging on a clothesline. Scene from Halloween.
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Cartoon of Frankenstein, a mummy and a vampire who are looking up in horror as a ghost is stuck and spinning in a ceiling fan.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Photo of The Little Mermaid and Jason from Friday the 13th in Camp Crystal Lake and she’s saying,”But Daddy! I love him” Sebastian and Flounder look on with horrified expressions. Ursula is in the background laughing.
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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“Still gangster” I whisper to myself as I drink chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Photo of late 70s or early 80s kids in Halloween costumes with plastic, non-breathable masks. “You either passed out from excitement or from lack of oxygen- there was no in between.”
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Picture of elf on a shelf, “you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of climate change? We’re all going to die.”
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Remember in high school they had kids separated…honors classes, regular classes, and slow classes…see the problem with social media is they got all of us on here together and we not supposed to be.
October 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Ina Garten (The Barefoot Contessa) dressed like a witch with text, if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Rest in peace, Dr. Jane Goodall
Dr. Jane Goodall, “Somehow we must keep hope alive - a hope we can find a way to educate all, alleviate poverty, assuage anger, and live in harmony with the environment, with animals, and with each other.”
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Peter Griffin from Family Guy getting pulled over with race card showing which shades of skin color are okay/not okay. It’s racist AF.
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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SNL: Angela Merkel on Weekend Update, “In America you call it the alt right. In Germany, we call it why grandpa lives in Argentina now.”
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM