Oh, that mean man needs to stop hurting JD Vance’s feelings, by expressing sentiments of basic humanity.

That’s how they get you. They’ll talk music and movies with you, until you think they’re alright, and then suddenly hit you with something like “Man, I fucking hate when I can barely understand the person I’m just trying to order a coffee from, don’t you?”

Yeah, instant unfollow, when I give someone a follow back, and they immediately show up in my DMs.

They’re called “Manson lamps” for a reason.

It is about family values, though. Knowing their husbands covered for a creep like Matt Gaetz could certainly break some families up.

Word of advice to The Onion; Don’t pick fights with pick-me girls. They will wait until the largest crowd possible forms before loudly harping on your biggest insecurity, or what they think it should be, before spreading impossible to refute rumors that will make it all the way back to your parents.

The “Great state of Canada”…

And every meeting, with his so-called superiors, is a humiliating kick in the crotch.

I’m thinking it’s mostly going to be a lack of a supermajority in Congress that gets blamed for all the Trump Administration’s failures.

I’m going to miss it. Still laughing at Brad and Joel’s “road rage incident”. 😂

I like gummies, but I’m on a break. I think it was messing with my sleep/dreams.

Could’ve been the 2024 election too, but I can only change one of those things, so…

I understand those were her injuries after her dog jumped into her lap.

Wow, I've never considered the possibility that perhaps China was responsible for Ghengis Khan's rise to power, by destabilizing the prior system that created a power vacuum, and then built the Great Wall to keep out refugees.

I feel so ignorant.

This

Twitter users now seem to be in a contest to see who can drive a normal person to insanity first. It’s Alice in Wonderland over there. Just nightmarish take after kafkaesque statement, designed to make a less invasive lobotomy procedure.

Everything bad that happens today is due to the evil magic of the day, just like how every shitty thing Trump does is somehow the fault of immigrants and trans people.

Exactly. No one becomes a billionaire without exploiting thousands, if not millions of people. If they paid employees better, and kept to fair trade practices, they’d still be rich, but never approach that figure.

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