I had The Bachman Books. I think Running Man was in there, too.

Yesterday, took my kids to the movies & we saw the new Running Man trailer. My 12yo is reading The Hunger Games, another dystopian novel about govt sanctioned violence as entertainment. It’s all too damned real these days.

Same, give or take a year. Richard Bachman was the pseudonym.

Every restaurant in DC, regardless of cuisine, should have a taco special this weekend.

Lol all clear, hoping they tweak the prep formula sometime over the next ten years. 🤢

Repost to edit: Hallmark’s latest ornament catalog has an insert that raises prices around 25% compared to the published book, due to tariffs. Hallmark corporate claimed “made in USA” when called about this, but Google says their tchotchkes are made in China. (Via tiktok)

The pope introducing Italy to Italian Beef.

New communion contracts: tavern style host, all corner pieces, and swap the wine for Malört.

588-2300… PONTIFF!

There’s a non-zero chance the pope knows all the words to the Super Bowl Shuffle.

when the pope has been to menards

100% crybabies with their broken record whataboutism

Such a crybaby response, truly.

I’m watching Umbrella Academy with my kid and so the only way I can possibly make sense of Miller is he’s legit an alien in a skin suit (no spoilers, we’re only through S3)

Thx, friend. This blows. ❤️‍🩹

Apologies for the trauma dump. Sometimes you just need to shout into the mostly anonymous, mostly void. Fuuuuuuuuuuck!