Erik Proctor
@erikproctor.bsky.social
Just bought a sub for my sister for Christmas and wrote, "thought you'd want the only journalistic subscription with any integrity left" and it felt so right
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November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Just bought a sub for my sister for Christmas and wrote, "thought you'd want the only journalistic subscription with any integrity left" and it felt so right
@redsoxstats.bsky.social did you see this from Bowden? He put together packages for Skubal for five teams. Where do I sign up?
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@redsoxstats.bsky.social did you see this from Bowden? He put together packages for Skubal for five teams. Where do I sign up?
Also, how many times in history have president's started wars to distract from scandals back home?
The country's largest aircraft carrier is expected to join thousands of service members in the northern Caribbean Sunday. But it's unclear if President Trump will use military force. n.pr/47XHvV3
U.S. official says the 'table is being set' for possible military action against Venezuela
The country's largest aircraft carrier is expected to join thousands of service members in the northern Caribbean Sunday. But it's unclear if President Trump will use military force.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Also, how many times in history have president's started wars to distract from scandals back home?
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
@chrisclegg.bsky.social Hey Chris! Thanks in advance for your advice, as I always appreciate it. In a league where I'll be looking to compete again next year, I do need to trim some salary to get back in line financially. I was offered a $2 Konnor Griffin for my $26 Chisholm. I'm tempted. Thoughts?
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@chrisclegg.bsky.social Hey Chris! Thanks in advance for your advice, as I always appreciate it. In a league where I'll be looking to compete again next year, I do need to trim some salary to get back in line financially. I was offered a $2 Konnor Griffin for my $26 Chisholm. I'm tempted. Thoughts?
@chadfinn.bsky.social @redsoxstats.bsky.social you two may be the only ones who care about this, but since when is NESN offering road games in 4K? Haven't Bruins/Redsox games always been 4K at home only?
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
@chadfinn.bsky.social @redsoxstats.bsky.social you two may be the only ones who care about this, but since when is NESN offering road games in 4K? Haven't Bruins/Redsox games always been 4K at home only?
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How would you like your home run, sir? Moonshot or nuclear-powered missile?
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How would you like your home run, sir? Moonshot or nuclear-powered missile?
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A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
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October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy.
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...
@redsoxstats.bsky.social am I imagining things or did you have a post awhile ago about Campbell's performance vs fastballs 90 mph vs 90+ in AAA? Or something like that?
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@redsoxstats.bsky.social am I imagining things or did you have a post awhile ago about Campbell's performance vs fastballs 90 mph vs 90+ in AAA? Or something like that?
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Oklahoma’s Republican governor criticizes guard deployment. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
October 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Oklahoma’s Republican governor criticizes guard deployment. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
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Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
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Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
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It really should not go unremarked that Mike Johnson *just admitted that the President of the United States is unwell.*
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It really should not go unremarked that Mike Johnson *just admitted that the President of the United States is unwell.*
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Mike Johnson agrees that Trump is “unhinged” and “unwell”
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mike Johnson agrees that Trump is “unhinged” and “unwell”
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"Google appears to have blocked AI search results for the query “does trump show signs of dementia” as well as other questions about his mental acuity, even though it will show AI results for similar searches about other presidents."
Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
With Biden, AI Mode will provide a summarized answer.
www.theverge.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Google appears to have blocked AI search results for the query “does trump show signs of dementia” as well as other questions about his mental acuity, even though it will show AI results for similar searches about other presidents."
Hello @aoc.bsky.social
It'd be amazing if a single Congressional Democratic leader would call this out for exactly what it is. bsky.app/profile/esqu...
In a Hitleresque speech, JD Vance says there can be no unity with the left and vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism.
September 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hello @aoc.bsky.social
@redsoxstats.bsky.social food for offseason thought perhaps - but thoughts on acquiring Pedro Pages as a long term compliment at C? Cardinals have a pipeline of catching talent and might be willing to move him
September 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@redsoxstats.bsky.social food for offseason thought perhaps - but thoughts on acquiring Pedro Pages as a long term compliment at C? Cardinals have a pipeline of catching talent and might be willing to move him
I may be from Massachusetts, but I've done my part, and now you too can help get your favorite congressional hooker to Washington! Keep killing it, Kat!
Help get this wannabe hooker or whatever in Congress by donating $5 to my campaign today: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-b...
Chip in to support Kat Abughazaleh!
Show your support with a contribution.
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July 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I may be from Massachusetts, but I've done my part, and now you too can help get your favorite congressional hooker to Washington! Keep killing it, Kat!
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The mayor of Huntington Park had formally directed the police department to enforce laws against ICE concerning unmarked vehicles, visible license plates and required agency identification.
Huntington Park mayor directs police to enforce ICE agents’ self-identification
Huntington Park Mayor Arturo Flores released a statement Saturday, condemning what he called “masked abductions” amid immigration raids across Los Angeles County, and directing police to intervene …
ktla.com
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The mayor of Huntington Park had formally directed the police department to enforce laws against ICE concerning unmarked vehicles, visible license plates and required agency identification.