Erik “ICE delenda est” Michaelsen
@eriknmichaelsen.bsky.social
Oregon Duck ‘96. Syracuse University College of Law Orangeman ‘00. Friendly neighborhood California bankruptcy lawyer. Twin and dog dad.
The outline for: “Muninn”, Norse for: “memory” to match “Huginn”, or: “thought”.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The outline for: “Muninn”, Norse for: “memory” to match “Huginn”, or: “thought”.
Yes, I’m an Oxford-educated, licensed California attorney, and, yes, I am wearing a Golden Girls t-shirt that reads: “Thug Life” while at the office.
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yes, I’m an Oxford-educated, licensed California attorney, and, yes, I am wearing a Golden Girls t-shirt that reads: “Thug Life” while at the office.
“Surely don’t stay long, I’m missing you now/it’s like I told you I’m over you somehow/before I close the door, I need to hear you say goodbye/baby, won’t you change your mind?”
November 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Surely don’t stay long, I’m missing you now/it’s like I told you I’m over you somehow/before I close the door, I need to hear you say goodbye/baby, won’t you change your mind?”
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND MY COSTUME
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
HOLY SHIT GUYS I FOUND MY COSTUME
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Sex so bad, you are crowned “King of Corn” for no apparent reason.
October 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sex so bad, you are crowned “King of Corn” for no apparent reason.
“I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
A short version of: “Country Feedback” by R.E.M.
October 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A short version of: “Country Feedback” by R.E.M.
To you?
October 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
To you?
I dunno.
People? My dogs? The kids and wife (sometimes)? The guy who sells me beer?
I’m not always sure of who cares for me or not. I’ve just learned to be here, and make sandwiches.
People? My dogs? The kids and wife (sometimes)? The guy who sells me beer?
I’m not always sure of who cares for me or not. I’ve just learned to be here, and make sandwiches.
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I dunno.
People? My dogs? The kids and wife (sometimes)? The guy who sells me beer?
I’m not always sure of who cares for me or not. I’ve just learned to be here, and make sandwiches.
People? My dogs? The kids and wife (sometimes)? The guy who sells me beer?
I’m not always sure of who cares for me or not. I’ve just learned to be here, and make sandwiches.
Grateful. Appreciated. Deeply honored.
But, I ain’t that special, gang. Just a friendly-neighborhood bankruptcy lawyer from California, trying to make the sandwiches and fight the good fight.
But, I ain’t that special, gang. Just a friendly-neighborhood bankruptcy lawyer from California, trying to make the sandwiches and fight the good fight.
October 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Grateful. Appreciated. Deeply honored.
But, I ain’t that special, gang. Just a friendly-neighborhood bankruptcy lawyer from California, trying to make the sandwiches and fight the good fight.
But, I ain’t that special, gang. Just a friendly-neighborhood bankruptcy lawyer from California, trying to make the sandwiches and fight the good fight.
Normalcy.
Peace.
My parents, on occasion.
My dogs.
Peace.
My parents, on occasion.
My dogs.
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Normalcy.
Peace.
My parents, on occasion.
My dogs.
Peace.
My parents, on occasion.
My dogs.
To feel like my kids are going to grow up in a world where I don’t worry about their future.
To feel safe.
To feel safe.
October 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
To feel like my kids are going to grow up in a world where I don’t worry about their future.
To feel safe.
To feel safe.
Yes. Condemned to make sandwiches for all eternity.
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yes. Condemned to make sandwiches for all eternity.
I don’t really think I’ve ever been chased. It would be refreshing, I suppose.
I am an insufferable flirt at times, though
I am an insufferable flirt at times, though
October 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don’t really think I’ve ever been chased. It would be refreshing, I suppose.
I am an insufferable flirt at times, though
I am an insufferable flirt at times, though
Sure, as long as they were funny, intelligent and kind.
It doesn’t matter to me how many people someone has slept with just as long as they’re not doing it with me and 57 other people, with midgets smearing peanut butter everywhere.
56? Okay. Pushing it. 57? That’s the deal-breaker.
It doesn’t matter to me how many people someone has slept with just as long as they’re not doing it with me and 57 other people, with midgets smearing peanut butter everywhere.
56? Okay. Pushing it. 57? That’s the deal-breaker.
October 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sure, as long as they were funny, intelligent and kind.
It doesn’t matter to me how many people someone has slept with just as long as they’re not doing it with me and 57 other people, with midgets smearing peanut butter everywhere.
56? Okay. Pushing it. 57? That’s the deal-breaker.
It doesn’t matter to me how many people someone has slept with just as long as they’re not doing it with me and 57 other people, with midgets smearing peanut butter everywhere.
56? Okay. Pushing it. 57? That’s the deal-breaker.
The one that killed my dad.
Ummmm, let’s say… the kumquat.
Ummmm, let’s say… the kumquat.
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The one that killed my dad.
Ummmm, let’s say… the kumquat.
Ummmm, let’s say… the kumquat.
I would and I shall, but I need to stop being paid to make sandwiches and to relax a bit.
October 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I would and I shall, but I need to stop being paid to make sandwiches and to relax a bit.
SEXT (the following video accompanies this quote)
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
SEXT (the following video accompanies this quote)
I’m drinking a Brother Ron from one of my favorite breweries: Laughing Monk Brewery out of S.F.
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m drinking a Brother Ron from one of my favorite breweries: Laughing Monk Brewery out of S.F.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It is too fucking early for cheerleading shit.
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It is too fucking early for cheerleading shit.