Erik J. Pearson
@erikjpearsonmusic.bsky.social
Folk Guitarist. Dad. Nerd.
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Who the hell told Trump about Amelia Earhart?
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who the hell told Trump about Amelia Earhart?
If the rapture wasn’t real, than someone tell me where my wife, her suitcase, and her car went. Checkmate, atheists.
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If the rapture wasn’t real, than someone tell me where my wife, her suitcase, and her car went. Checkmate, atheists.
Jimmy Fallon gonna offer Don Jr a co-hosting gig.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jimmy Fallon gonna offer Don Jr a co-hosting gig.
Drinking more coffee until this headache goes away or I evolve to my next form.
March 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Drinking more coffee until this headache goes away or I evolve to my next form.
*looking down at my Dockers and Wallabees*
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
February 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*looking down at my Dockers and Wallabees*
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Make Aviation Safe Again
February 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Make Aviation Safe Again
I really feel like last night’s executive orders should be on every front page but idk, I’ve been out of news for awhile now. Maybe things have changed.
February 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I really feel like last night’s executive orders should be on every front page but idk, I’ve been out of news for awhile now. Maybe things have changed.
Just sitting here, making spaghetti, and thinking about how the Muppet History IG acct had to go dark bc he was getting aggressively horny in people’s DMs.
Nothing good lasts.
Nothing good lasts.
February 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Just sitting here, making spaghetti, and thinking about how the Muppet History IG acct had to go dark bc he was getting aggressively horny in people’s DMs.
Nothing good lasts.
Nothing good lasts.
I’m just out here throwing any mix of frozen fruit in my ninja and every smoothie tastes delicious but also the same.
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m just out here throwing any mix of frozen fruit in my ninja and every smoothie tastes delicious but also the same.
The message of Snoop and Brady’s ad is really just “be nice to Trumpers.” Moving forward, MAGA oriented prejudice will be the only recognized discrimination.
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The message of Snoop and Brady’s ad is really just “be nice to Trumpers.” Moving forward, MAGA oriented prejudice will be the only recognized discrimination.
Sliding into my DMs on LinkedIn might be the dumbest sales tactic imaginable. Do you understand that I don’t want to be here? I don’t want to talk business for fun. I’m not even someone that can help you, *checks notes* SalesForce Ninja.
February 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sliding into my DMs on LinkedIn might be the dumbest sales tactic imaginable. Do you understand that I don’t want to be here? I don’t want to talk business for fun. I’m not even someone that can help you, *checks notes* SalesForce Ninja.
*me staring out the window on a rainy day*
“But…why does anyone care what Ross Douthat thinks about anything?”
“But…why does anyone care what Ross Douthat thinks about anything?”
February 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
*me staring out the window on a rainy day*
“But…why does anyone care what Ross Douthat thinks about anything?”
“But…why does anyone care what Ross Douthat thinks about anything?”
Bc the issue with Trump is his brashness. Like LBJ.
Donald Trump's leadership style, with its sometimes brash approach, can deliver short-term wins. Yet, in the longer term, the methods could be costly.
Trump's old-school leadership style might not work well long-term
Donald Trump's leadership style, with its sometimes brash approach, can deliver short-term wins. Yet, in the longer term, the methods could be costly.
www.businessinsider.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bc the issue with Trump is his brashness. Like LBJ.
Reactivated IG to find that I follow POTUS, which I thought perhaps I already had. I sure AF didn’t choose to follow Melania tho. Wtaf, Zuck?
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reactivated IG to find that I follow POTUS, which I thought perhaps I already had. I sure AF didn’t choose to follow Melania tho. Wtaf, Zuck?
No thanks, I’ll walk!
February 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No thanks, I’ll walk!
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The US is repeatedly slamming its dick in the car door, insisting it is becoming more powerful than you can possibly imagine even as it bleeds out and starts to pass out
February 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The US is repeatedly slamming its dick in the car door, insisting it is becoming more powerful than you can possibly imagine even as it bleeds out and starts to pass out
We live in a reality where a criminal ran for president to stop investigations into himself and a billionaire weirdo got a made up gov role so he could shut down the agencies that were investigating his business. Congress seems unwilling to do anything about it. Awesome.
February 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We live in a reality where a criminal ran for president to stop investigations into himself and a billionaire weirdo got a made up gov role so he could shut down the agencies that were investigating his business. Congress seems unwilling to do anything about it. Awesome.
The genocide Joe folks self-owned on a truly cosmic level that any person with two brain cells could’ve anticipated.
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The genocide Joe folks self-owned on a truly cosmic level that any person with two brain cells could’ve anticipated.
You know that fat bastard isn’t doing anything. Just letting Musk do all the dirty work while he fuses with the Oval Office furniture.
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You know that fat bastard isn’t doing anything. Just letting Musk do all the dirty work while he fuses with the Oval Office furniture.
Removing “end” and adding an exclamation. “Racism!!!”
NEW: NFL will remove 'End Racism' from the end zones ahead of Super Bowl.
The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Trump would be attending the game.
The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Trump would be attending the game.
NFL will remove 'End Racism' from the end zones ahead of Super Bowl
The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Removing “end” and adding an exclamation. “Racism!!!”
Perhaps Schumer should try calling the cops
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Perhaps Schumer should try calling the cops
We could all learn something from Spotify’s profit report: refuse to pay your suppliers and then redirect your cash flow to your shareholders and CEO. Boom. Easy.
February 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We could all learn something from Spotify’s profit report: refuse to pay your suppliers and then redirect your cash flow to your shareholders and CEO. Boom. Easy.
My favorite thing about Bluesky are the longass handles.
February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My favorite thing about Bluesky are the longass handles.
Elon can sue me for a user boycott if he’s got the nutz.
February 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Elon can sue me for a user boycott if he’s got the nutz.