they/them/theirs
Right?
Right?
Me to myself: go back to your riverbed, gollum
Me to myself: go back to your riverbed, gollum
Lucas and Peter, I miss you and it’s still not fair.
Lucas and Peter, I miss you and it’s still not fair.
Puts blanket on. Gets too hot. Takes blanket off. Gets too cold.
Etc, etc ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️
Puts blanket on. Gets too hot. Takes blanket off. Gets too cold.
Etc, etc ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️
$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.
The dinosaur is one of those little hand puppets.
The dinosaur is one of those little hand puppets.
and dear readers, she was RIGHT
and dear readers, she was RIGHT
But I would love to preheat my oven remotely!!!! Sure would.
But I would love to preheat my oven remotely!!!! Sure would.
Prayers and good vibes coveted for Mitty The Kitty, my bestest girl.
Prayers and good vibes coveted for Mitty The Kitty, my bestest girl.
And I’m having a terrible day today.
Both things.
And I’m having a terrible day today.
Both things.
LOVE ME, PLS
LOVE ME, PLS
In my dreams over the last months, I've moved into an apartment and have had various encounters with my neighbors. Last night, I realized I could rearrange the furniture and convert the living room to a bedroom, where it's darker and quieter.
In my dreams over the last months, I've moved into an apartment and have had various encounters with my neighbors. Last night, I realized I could rearrange the furniture and convert the living room to a bedroom, where it's darker and quieter.
which i now find very relevant, trying to think of what to say that's like, cool enough to like and also fits in on this new site and is clever not cliche and HOW DID WE GET HERE
which i now find very relevant, trying to think of what to say that's like, cool enough to like and also fits in on this new site and is clever not cliche and HOW DID WE GET HERE
And then they invited me to the bus with them! I declined but, you know, nice to be asked
And then they invited me to the bus with them! I declined but, you know, nice to be asked