eric.
@ericthulhu.bsky.social
Calculated attempts at human emotion
Me in a jock and mouse ears
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me in a jock and mouse ears
They give a bitch 2 options: stripping or lose
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They give a bitch 2 options: stripping or lose
That first corporate paycheck… higher ed and non profits had me fucked up!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That first corporate paycheck… higher ed and non profits had me fucked up!!!
People ask me for dating advice and I’m like girl idk, fuck on the first date?
March 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
People ask me for dating advice and I’m like girl idk, fuck on the first date?
In the last 5 days: got a new job, turned 36, and bought a condo
March 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In the last 5 days: got a new job, turned 36, and bought a condo
Spotify just told me My Love Is Like… Wo is “old school R&B”
March 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Spotify just told me My Love Is Like… Wo is “old school R&B”
What exactly are we supposed to do with this information
March 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What exactly are we supposed to do with this information
Monogamy? More like monogaNOTforme, get it? Get it?
February 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Monogamy? More like monogaNOTforme, get it? Get it?
Me: I don’t kink shame
Also me:
Also me:
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me: I don’t kink shame
Also me:
Also me:
Someone called me daddy unironically last night
December 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Someone called me daddy unironically last night
I open Facebook like once a month, and for what
December 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I open Facebook like once a month, and for what
Learned last night that apparently everyone is into fisting but me, so that’s fun
December 11, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Learned last night that apparently everyone is into fisting but me, so that’s fun
I love nuance, like how I can absolutely agree with insurance assassin guy but also acknowledge that the public response to him would be *completely different* if he was Black (he’d be dead instead of in prison, for one)
December 11, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I love nuance, like how I can absolutely agree with insurance assassin guy but also acknowledge that the public response to him would be *completely different* if he was Black (he’d be dead instead of in prison, for one)
The bj scenes in porn be way too long like ok damn we get it
December 9, 2024 at 4:33 AM
The bj scenes in porn be way too long like ok damn we get it
None of these words are in the Bible
December 6, 2024 at 12:38 AM
None of these words are in the Bible
I have a thing for Black women from Houston
December 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM
I have a thing for Black women from Houston
You right, need the extra evidence for a rock solid case first
December 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
You right, need the extra evidence for a rock solid case first