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Eric Pauli MD
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I fix holes in things, occasionally I make them.
I like when patients eat pasta before they get a CT scan because then I get to not only make medical diagnoses, but also guess what shape the noodles were.
June 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Went cycling. Made a friend.
June 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@amergastroassn.bsky.social advertising includes a scope so old it has an ocular eyepiece but also includes the word Innovate….. it might be time for a new PR firm.
June 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
May 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Unclear how fast United thinks I can walk….
April 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A salute at the threshold of the North Sea of my mind
And I nod to the boredom that drove me here to face the tide

And swim, I swim, oh swim

Dip a toe in the ocean, oh how it hardens, and it numbs
The rest of me is a version of man built to collapse in crumbs
April 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Show me your war plan!!!!
March 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
March 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I love stock photos of medical procedures.
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My kid did the thing where she blows my mind with her skills and
makes me proud to be her dad. Somebody alert Tina Fey!!!
March 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My Valentine’s Day gift to all of you is the fact that I have managed to get a David Bowie & Queen reference into the medical literature as the title of a recent editorial. Published today!!
February 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Does your hernia meeting have DJ Paul Lomax?? Ours does.
#HSS2025
February 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Great opening session to Hernia Surgery Summit 2025 #HSS2025. Packed room as always!!
February 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As I was taking this photo while cycling along the Hangang River in Seoul, I realized that
A) they wouldn’t be warning me of the snakes weren’t venomous and
B) the snakes probably look scarier than the cartoon would imply.

I left quickly.
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is an extremely specific allergy.
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just cycled passed the scene of a murder.
December 31, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Changes in latitude, changes in attitude (and visibility index)
December 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I recently met him (quite randomly) in New Orleans.
December 23, 2024 at 11:26 AM
The Weekender?!?! Challenge accepted. Give me an hour.
December 22, 2024 at 9:05 PM
December 9, 2024 at 11:10 PM
December 8, 2024 at 4:59 AM
We breathe this astral gold continuously…..
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
It’s Hockey Night in Canada!!!
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 AM
We all know that when it’s snowing and it’s cold you have Bovril. That’s a rule of life. - James May

It’s really the perfect winter cycling drink.
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
“Over 250,000 crescent rolls will actually fit inside this balloon!”

Americans will literally use any measurement system to avoid metric units…..
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM