not me getting choked up at #celine / ne partez pas sans moi at #eurovision

Of the countries competing in today's semi-final, here are my #eurovision rankings:

1) Slovenia
2) Netherlands
3) Sweden
4) San Marino
5) Belgium
6) Cyprus
7) Poland
8) Iceland
9) Portugal
10) Azerbaijan
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10) Norway
11) Ukraine
12) Estonia
13) Albania
14) Croatia

#poland boys living their Xena fantasy in #Eurovision today!

Pollen? I didn't notice.

One of the fun things about mot being able to sleep after 3:30am is that by around 8, when you start eating that leftover quesadilla from Del Taco your body just shrugs and says, "Eh, ok."

#fucktrump

Any reasonable person would agree that's enough work for today.

Classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhD...

Don't you hate it when you're old and you breathe wrong and you spend the next 30-40 minutes gently coughing, trying not to make it sound like you're sick to your co-workers?

So not only do I have to work in the OFFICE today, but I have to wear LONG PANTS!?

... egad, the indignity!

Ugh, anyone but Chiefs and Eagles. GO BILLS!

RIP David Lynch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQn...

A message I just sent to my husband:

I'm being bubbly and social today. It's gross.

One of my favorite albums turns 30 this year!