David Jeffers
@erherringbone.bsky.social
I like putting words together, vocally and on paper. Scary stuff is my jam. Dad and husband and also just me. He/him.
Saw some leaves in a place where there shouldn’t be any, immediately thought of The Good House by @tananarivedue.bsky.social . Sometimes the stories just stick with you.
October 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Saw some leaves in a place where there shouldn’t be any, immediately thought of The Good House by @tananarivedue.bsky.social . Sometimes the stories just stick with you.
Leah would think of you being here if it mattered to her at all. Studiously ignoring you? Or totally unaware? Who can say? I have my guess, though.
November 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Leah would think of you being here if it mattered to her at all. Studiously ignoring you? Or totally unaware? Who can say? I have my guess, though.
No follow necessary, but welcome! Hope it’s great for you here!
February 12, 2024 at 5:10 AM
No follow necessary, but welcome! Hope it’s great for you here!
Selfie for my southern hemisphere homies. 🥶
January 5, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Selfie for my southern hemisphere homies. 🥶
“Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.”
December 29, 2023 at 4:43 AM
“Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.”
If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
November 11, 2023 at 2:34 AM
If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
Sometimes I’m scared to look, as Halo, my merkwürdige cat, has so aptly demonstrated with this benign blue plastic container.
November 10, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Sometimes I’m scared to look, as Halo, my merkwürdige cat, has so aptly demonstrated with this benign blue plastic container.
Cobweb with Lizzy Caplan and Antony Starr was a creepy dark fairy tale worthy of the un-sanitized Grimm with a lot of unexpected twists. A fantastic look to the surroundings made everything scarier. Coraline adjacent but more gore. Fantastic trip.
November 5, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Cobweb with Lizzy Caplan and Antony Starr was a creepy dark fairy tale worthy of the un-sanitized Grimm with a lot of unexpected twists. A fantastic look to the surroundings made everything scarier. Coraline adjacent but more gore. Fantastic trip.
It’s an armoured personnel carrier from the future - what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 1, 2023 at 10:58 AM
It’s an armoured personnel carrier from the future - what Bladerunner would have driven.
Here’s a little blep from your neighborhood black cat on this Eve of Halloween. See how her hair is red? See how she soaks up the sun? See how she plans to exact her revenge?
October 30, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Here’s a little blep from your neighborhood black cat on this Eve of Halloween. See how her hair is red? See how she soaks up the sun? See how she plans to exact her revenge?
I…I…I think something short-circuited…I keep shaking my head in denial, but I saw the ad, and I think this is a cosmic horror I might not recover from.
October 29, 2023 at 2:14 PM
I…I…I think something short-circuited…I keep shaking my head in denial, but I saw the ad, and I think this is a cosmic horror I might not recover from.
What do you mean you’re on the toilet, what does that have to do with the affection I require at this very moment?
October 25, 2023 at 10:31 AM
What do you mean you’re on the toilet, what does that have to do with the affection I require at this very moment?
Halo says, What, I am just a normal human bird that is sitting on this gate.
October 12, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Halo says, What, I am just a normal human bird that is sitting on this gate.
So little effort for the reward of hot librarians!
October 10, 2023 at 9:29 PM
So little effort for the reward of hot librarians!
Bajie (ba’ zhee) says ‘Night, folks. May all your dreams be of the running-through-a-grassy-field variety.
October 10, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Bajie (ba’ zhee) says ‘Night, folks. May all your dreams be of the running-through-a-grassy-field variety.
RS with a banger picture of your cat.
October 8, 2023 at 1:55 PM
RS with a banger picture of your cat.
Leah stops your protestations with a glance. No words will win her grace. All discussion is over. The best you can do is to slink away into the night and hope for the morning.
October 2, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Leah stops your protestations with a glance. No words will win her grace. All discussion is over. The best you can do is to slink away into the night and hope for the morning.
Bajie, Beagle Ghostie, says “Boo!”
September 30, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Bajie, Beagle Ghostie, says “Boo!”
Not quite the same, but I still like it.
September 25, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Not quite the same, but I still like it.
‘Night, weirdos.
September 22, 2023 at 3:49 AM
‘Night, weirdos.
What noise from yonder backyard breaks?
‘Tis night, and all the branches shake,
And make my little paws to quake,
Daaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyy!!!
‘Tis night, and all the branches shake,
And make my little paws to quake,
Daaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyy!!!
September 21, 2023 at 12:31 PM
What noise from yonder backyard breaks?
‘Tis night, and all the branches shake,
And make my little paws to quake,
Daaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyy!!!
‘Tis night, and all the branches shake,
And make my little paws to quake,
Daaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyy!!!
Pretty sure Leah is an alien. Just glad I was wearing my tinfoil hat that day.
September 20, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Pretty sure Leah is an alien. Just glad I was wearing my tinfoil hat that day.
Yes, kind sir, is there one for ME?
September 20, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Yes, kind sir, is there one for ME?
Watched a little bit of the 90s miniseries version of It. Tim Curry ate that role up like Pennywise ate up little kids. 5-star performance, would recommend.
September 20, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Watched a little bit of the 90s miniseries version of It. Tim Curry ate that role up like Pennywise ate up little kids. 5-star performance, would recommend.