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'Ere I am. JH!
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Photographer Kathrin Swoboda captured amazing images of a red wing blackbird's song, visible via the bird's breath in cold air and early light #WomensArt
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
LOL at the image.
But also, what an absolute tune.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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We're so close to having the ultimate vehicle on our roads
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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On business trip in the US. Hotel guest dropped dead on the dance floor. Friendly barman put all our drinks on his still open bar tab for the rest of the evening. Doubt the hotel pursued his widow for payment but don't know. No regrets.
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession.

●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed

● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years

● Sleep well serfs.

● Know your place.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum.
www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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These Sumo boys are all living their best lives.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The receipt says "extra gherkin, extra onion", but the McDonald's Quarter Pounder I just bit into was just meat and bun, and indeed the label on the box says "plain, no toppings".

Some kind of mixup, but what kind of damaged mind would order that?
October 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bollocks.
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The wonderful @lynneguist.bsky.social keeps a big list of the entirely reasonable words that Spelling Bee doesn’t allow, and I hope this gets added separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com/2023/04/nyt-...
NYT Spelling Bee: an archive of disallowed BrE words
separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com
July 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I hate modem documentaries. I hate the 2.5 minute pitch at the start, I hate the recaps, I hate the Music of Rising Tension that triggers anxiety, I hate the way they presume you're stupid and the presenter pretends they're stupid too. The pitch alone - no trust you'll follow them in. Miserable.
July 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Today I learned that South Park is still going.
July 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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12 points to Gryffindor
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ok, fair point. But what if, for you specifically, air con is not about life or death, and will just make you slightly more comfortable, for 10kWh per night? (My portable AC is currently cooling the bedroom)
I see we are having a/c discourse today

my friends, respectfully, this is 101 level climate discourse

staying cool saves lives and you do not need to feel guilty about it. promise. no one benefits from your a/c guilt, least of all the planet

also heat pumps that both heat and cool are so great
July 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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BBC is doing a live video of Oasis gig outside the venue with 16k viewers, as they have no rights to show inside.

Or if you open TikTok there’s some random woman live streaming the whole set live on her phone to 32k people, who are sending her loads of hard money gifts. A thrilling new frontier!
July 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man: this was his response to Paramount’s demand for changes

"We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you, to bring you up to date as to the status of that venture. Do not misconstrue this as our soliciting the input of raging primitives."
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wordle 1,469 1/6

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June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I'm slightly deaf, so as a child I was confused by how Geoff Capes had been assassinated in Dallas but represented the UK and won medals in the 1970s and 80s. I had seen You Only Live Twice and think I assumed coming back to life was possible.
June 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I feel this is excellent use of however much water it consumed.
June 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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So... Adolf Hitler has his own IMDb page. There are quotes and trivia but (weirdly) no goofs. Alarmingly, he has one upcoming project.
May 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM