Eponymous Archon
eponymousarchon.bsky.social
Eponymous Archon
@eponymousarchon.bsky.social
A human person.
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Maybe the dinosaurs voted for the asteroids.
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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I got mixed up performing a Viking sea burial and now we're all stood on a burning boat and a corpse is watching us from the beach.
February 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, sausage at Bob Evans, and then down to the old Treasury Department servers to download every American’s Social Security number. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
February 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...
Google is ready to work on AI weapons now
The company’s promise to avoid building AI applications that cause harm has been deleted
www.platformer.news
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Oh, this is “nice.”
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Kennedy is making good on his promise
January 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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MUST-WATCH: Daniel Hodges, the Capitol police officer who was crushed by the Jan 6 rioters who pinned him against a wall, came back this week to ensure safety at Trump's inauguration and just spoke at the Capitol addressing the pardons.

Daniel, America failed you. 💔
January 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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A man accused of assaulting law enforcement officers and tossing an explosive device into a Capitol tunnel on Jan. 6 was rearrested just days after receiving a pardon from President Donald Trump.
Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioter Already Rearrested on Gun Charges
A Jan. 6 rioter charged with lobbing an explosive device at police was arrested shortly after having his case dismissed under Trump's mass pardon.
www.rollingstone.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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you don't say. already RAISING Rx drug costs. Next up: Higher food prices! hbr.org/2025/01/trum...
Trump’s Trade and Deportation Plans Could Be Disastrous for the U.S. Food Supply
In his first day of office, President Donald Trump made it clear that he intends to follow through on his campaign promise to dramatically increase the deportation of undocumented immigrants and use t...
hbr.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Chris Murphy: "Here's the message. If you beat a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time, with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in service of Donald Trump ... it put Democrats' lives in jeopardy in particular."
January 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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"As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

I could probably come up with some "intent" for Sen. Blackmon, but I have to be in the right mood.

www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/m...
Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’
"People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
www.wlbt.com
January 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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This is how you do it...
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'

HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?

ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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One Colorado Republican in Congress is criticizing President Trump for pardoning J6 rioters who violently attacked police. It's not former police officer Rep. Gabe Evans. He's still in line with Trump. It's fellow freshman Rep. Jeff Hurd. #copolitics
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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calling in sick because one of my shoes is tied looser than the other
January 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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It’s funny how DEI Democrats want government diversity when it comes to race, religion, and gender, but they don’t care about representation of alcoholics, wife beaters, and Russian agents.

by Charlie Kirk
January 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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If you don't want to click on wapo here's an archive link archive.is/GUkdn
January 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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No, I am not free later. In fact, I am more expensive later.
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Merkley to Vought: "You believe cutting off healthcare encourages people to work when they need to get better health in order to work? It doesn't make any sense."
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Wow babe are you a fossil fuel because I do not like your energy
January 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Shout-out to Libby, the library app that lets you borrow books and read/listen on your phone!
It's getting my son into books, and helps me find content for my podcast!
#booksky #podcast #librarylove #library #books
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Hey we're Cake Wobegon, hope you like Prairie Home Companion Songs done in the style of CAKE, because we have a three-hour set for you tonight. "
January 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM