Epi Wildes, Author
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epiwildes.bsky.social
Epi Wildes, Author
@epiwildes.bsky.social
Writer with anxiety and a caffeine problem


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Happy Fourth of... actually nevermind. Here is actual footage of my ancestor, John Hart, who signed the Declaration of Independence today.
a cartoon cat with a sad face is holding a baby stroller
ALT: a cartoon cat with a sad face is holding a baby stroller
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July 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Now let's see your 'everything is okay' face.
bob 's burgers bob and tina are looking at each other in a cartoon
ALT: bob 's burgers bob and tina are looking at each other in a cartoon
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June 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'll paint you a picture. Husband sends me to the store after work to pick up a few things he needs to make dinner. I go to the store. While at said store, I am in the dairy aisle for whipping cream when, from the corner of my eye, I see the coveted half-gallon of strawberry milk. (continued)
January 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Shot in the dark here. Algorithm. Show me the up and coming artists and writers. Fill my feed with art, love, and positivity. ✨️💖
January 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My sinuses are so full of goo. It's disgusting. Really hard to get any writing done like this.
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its face .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its face .
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January 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mort's Tale was just the beginning, a prequel to my debut novel, Storm Wielders. If you're a fan of Redwall, Warrior Cats, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and Wings of Fire, my page is for you :3

#yafantasy
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm bad at social media, and I have no idea what to say. I just want to write my silly little animal stories and make people happy.

*Weird little dude for tax*
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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YOU HAVE MY SWORD FOREVER
October 26, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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In case you didn’t get the message: AI art is lazy, it’s theft, and it’s an insult to working artists. Retweet it and I’m unfollowing you. Promote it in a group chat and I’m leaving. This is my livelihood. You can’t claim to be a fan of my art and then try to replace me.
January 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
0 thoughts 🐱💙📖
November 29, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Wait, wait, wait... There's ANOTHER?!
November 28, 2023 at 10:28 PM
How's nanowrimo going? Everything is bad.
November 3, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Akatosh the bearded dragon somehow always manages to strike a pose. Also, he's a felon. 💙📚
October 14, 2023 at 2:38 AM
A photo for tax. Her name is Sydney, she's just a baaabyyy..
October 13, 2023 at 3:18 AM
What you can expect to see here:

📖 Book stuff
🐾 So many animal pics
✨️MEMES✨️
Pokemon, I'm not gonna lie. 👍
All of my creatives woes... ✌️
October 13, 2023 at 3:09 AM