Ollie Rando
@epididymosome.bsky.social
Magic Science Dude, Round 4. Uncouth, spitting out the sunroof through my missing tooth.
Chromatin structure and function, paternal effect paradigms, reproductive biology and lil embryos.
Chromatin structure and function, paternal effect paradigms, reproductive biology and lil embryos.
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Last night I watched over 100 pelicans feed just off the coast after sunset. Here's one of them. 17 frames taken from a sequence of 44 over 2.5 seconds. Incredible dinosaurs!!! 🪶
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Last night I watched over 100 pelicans feed just off the coast after sunset. Here's one of them. 17 frames taken from a sequence of 44 over 2.5 seconds. Incredible dinosaurs!!! 🪶
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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
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check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby
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Monty Python understood p-hacking
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Monty Python understood p-hacking
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I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
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No One Completely Sure If The Old Mothball Factory Is Shut Down
September 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
No One Completely Sure If The Old Mothball Factory Is Shut Down
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To keep our profit margins as high as possible, we will be giving you just a little bit of chicken drugs, as a treat
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
To keep our profit margins as high as possible, we will be giving you just a little bit of chicken drugs, as a treat
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I thought of *several* of you when I saw this
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I thought of *several* of you when I saw this
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Okay but the Portland farmers market is a well known hotspot for the notorious Venezuelan gang Trendy Arugula
Your war correspondent on the ground in battle-ravaged inner northeast Portland
September 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Okay but the Portland farmers market is a well known hotspot for the notorious Venezuelan gang Trendy Arugula
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this would fix me
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this would fix me
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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In all the discussion of salary equity in academia I never hear the people of Grand Rapids own up to their responsibility to use renewable energy.
Air quality in Grand Rapids, Michigan correlates with Associate Professor salaries in the US (r=0.843)
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In all the discussion of salary equity in academia I never hear the people of Grand Rapids own up to their responsibility to use renewable energy.
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Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
September 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
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The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Acetaminophen Use During Pregnancy and Children’s Risk of Autism, ADHD, and Intellectual Disability
This nationwide cohort study with sibling control analysis examines the association of acetaminophen use during pregnancy with children’s risk of autism, ADHD, and intellectual disability.
jamanetwork.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The @washingtonpost.com story on Tylenol & autism leaves out a MAJOR 2.5M sibling-controlled study of children in Denmark, which "found no evidence that acetaminophen use during pregnancy was associated with children’s risk of autism, ADHD or intellectual disability." jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
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I'm watching a commercial where a donkey rides a motorcycle and it says "professional driver. Do not attempt". Where else can I see the professional donkey drivers
September 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm watching a commercial where a donkey rides a motorcycle and it says "professional driver. Do not attempt". Where else can I see the professional donkey drivers
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At the 1851 Great Exhibition in Hyde Park, London, the latest in scientific innovation was presented.
I present to you:
George Merryweather's "TEMPEST PROGNOSTICATOR" which uses leeches to predict approaching storms.
12 leeches are arranged in pint bottles around the central pillar with a bell.
I present to you:
George Merryweather's "TEMPEST PROGNOSTICATOR" which uses leeches to predict approaching storms.
12 leeches are arranged in pint bottles around the central pillar with a bell.
November 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
At the 1851 Great Exhibition in Hyde Park, London, the latest in scientific innovation was presented.
I present to you:
George Merryweather's "TEMPEST PROGNOSTICATOR" which uses leeches to predict approaching storms.
12 leeches are arranged in pint bottles around the central pillar with a bell.
I present to you:
George Merryweather's "TEMPEST PROGNOSTICATOR" which uses leeches to predict approaching storms.
12 leeches are arranged in pint bottles around the central pillar with a bell.
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celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
celebrities out walking characters they’ve played instead of their dogs: thread
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oh no not up the labumbum
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
oh no not up the labumbum