EpicureanCapn
@epicureancapn.bsky.social
30s | He/Him | Anshelm Shale on FFXIV
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EpicureanCapn
@epicureancapn.bsky.social
· Jan 14
🟪 I go by Anshelm, Josh/Joshua, Capn.
🟪 queer cisgender man (he/him). mid-30s. polyam/ENM. married.
🟪 terminally online. it’s bad. you’ve been warned.
🟪 FFXIV, videogames, writing, roleplaying (typically text-based), Cyberpunk, anime, cooking
🟪 queer cisgender man (he/him). mid-30s. polyam/ENM. married.
🟪 terminally online. it’s bad. you’ve been warned.
🟪 FFXIV, videogames, writing, roleplaying (typically text-based), Cyberpunk, anime, cooking
here we go again
That Funny Feeling
Bo Burnham · INSIDE · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
here we go again
I am vengeance… I am the night… I… AM… SAID HOMIE!
When you're in an intimate rp scene and get a tell from the homie saying "Look up" and see this perched on the rooftops above you
July 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I am vengeance… I am the night… I… AM… SAID HOMIE!
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"Lock in"? bitch I'm locked out. I made too many attempts and now I can't access my brain for 24 hours.
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Lock in"? bitch I'm locked out. I made too many attempts and now I can't access my brain for 24 hours.
First time going back to an overnight LARP in years, and my first time ever doing a big blockbuster LARP- see you there if you’re going!
Imagine stepping into your favorite TV show or movie and becoming part of the story. That’s what LARPing is all about! It’s like acting, improv, and gaming all rolled into one immersive adventure. And HAWKINS is the perfect place to dive in—no experience necessary.
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
First time going back to an overnight LARP in years, and my first time ever doing a big blockbuster LARP- see you there if you’re going!
Stand By Me Kiefer Sutherland.
Okay but what 80s character would you want to play
... Writing Hawkins is going well, is the point
... Writing Hawkins is going well, is the point
July 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Stand By Me Kiefer Sutherland.
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can we do pride month again i was busy
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
can we do pride month again i was busy
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emet selch gotta be my favorite gay final fantasy villain and there are a LOT of those
May 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
emet selch gotta be my favorite gay final fantasy villain and there are a LOT of those
Worldbuilder Factory Parent who occasionally uses a Blender.
May 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Worldbuilder Factory Parent who occasionally uses a Blender.
some amazing people are putting this event on!! please consider liking and reblogging, and even attending!!
Excited to announce that Austin City Limit Break will be debuting on September 5th 2026! Joins us for a day of community, art, cosplay, panels and more at the Courtyard Marriott Pflugerville Conference Center. Please share the word and we look forward to seeing our TX WOLs soon!!!
May 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
some amazing people are putting this event on!! please consider liking and reblogging, and even attending!!
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rant time- because this is the only public space i have to do it freely or feel at ease to be “not okay.”
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
rant time- because this is the only public space i have to do it freely or feel at ease to be “not okay.”
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Greetings adventurers and warriors of light! Limit Break is a brand new ffxiv centered convention and social meet-up coming in 2026! More info (including the date) will be coming soon so keep an eye out!
March 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Greetings adventurers and warriors of light! Limit Break is a brand new ffxiv centered convention and social meet-up coming in 2026! More info (including the date) will be coming soon so keep an eye out!
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WHY HAVENT I SEEN EITHER OF THESE DOODLES
March 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
WHY HAVENT I SEEN EITHER OF THESE DOODLES
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Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.
Hahahaha. Facebook researchers successfully decoded brain signals outside of a brain with a device non surgically i.e. : they are literally developing tech to read people’s brains. BIG FAT FUCKING NO. N00000. It’s literally tinfoil hat time. 🥳🤯🤬
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
www.vox.com/future-perfe...
Meta’s brain-to-text tech is here. We are not remotely ready.
Why we should start caring about the right to brain privacy now.
www.vox.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.
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5calls has pre-written prompts that make it even easier for you to contact your reps - if you haven't yet, take a minute to do so today.
5calls.org/issue/usps-u...
5calls.org/issue/usps-u...
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
5calls has pre-written prompts that make it even easier for you to contact your reps - if you haven't yet, take a minute to do so today.
5calls.org/issue/usps-u...
5calls.org/issue/usps-u...
playing Disco Elysium for the first time, and I died due to a heart attack??? well okay lmao goodbye progress I had made
February 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
playing Disco Elysium for the first time, and I died due to a heart attack??? well okay lmao goodbye progress I had made
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tis the season for yearning and longing and reposting all old art here 🥀 #art #medievalillumination
October 20, 2024 at 8:52 PM
tis the season for yearning and longing and reposting all old art here 🥀 #art #medievalillumination
they want you silenced, scared, quiet?
go loud.
the most punk fucking thing you can do is keep living.
go loud.
the most punk fucking thing you can do is keep living.
February 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
they want you silenced, scared, quiet?
go loud.
the most punk fucking thing you can do is keep living.
go loud.
the most punk fucking thing you can do is keep living.
[FFXIV saltposting] base TBSE-using Highlanders exist and I'm tired of pretending we don’t 😭 (also forever mad at whatever update sundered my mans’ sleeves seen here)
February 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
[FFXIV saltposting] base TBSE-using Highlanders exist and I'm tired of pretending we don’t 😭 (also forever mad at whatever update sundered my mans’ sleeves seen here)
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Kind of a long title but this movie sounds wild
January 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kind of a long title but this movie sounds wild
MAGFest was dope as fuck, and I miss my friends and the vibes terribly. Will post pics of my con haul once I put it all together. Already planning the next one…
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
MAGFest was dope as fuck, and I miss my friends and the vibes terribly. Will post pics of my con haul once I put it all together. Already planning the next one…