Just finished watching Twin Peaks for the first time ever and what the fuck did I just watch?!
October 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Just finished watching Twin Peaks for the first time ever and what the fuck did I just watch?!
Fagan chews gum on the bench like a pack a day smoker on a long haul flight
September 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fagan chews gum on the bench like a pack a day smoker on a long haul flight
Where's Tanner Bruhn? 🤔
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Where's Tanner Bruhn? 🤔
The apprentice umps are not very good.
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The apprentice umps are not very good.
My favourite thing is to find out you've been kicked out of the gang when someone posts their weekend activities on the socials 🙃
August 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My favourite thing is to find out you've been kicked out of the gang when someone posts their weekend activities on the socials 🙃
Early voted today, asked the person how many candidates there were below the line (with the intention of working backwards to 1) and they said "Lots. But you only have to number 12. It will take a long time to number them all and we'll get mad that we have to wait for you."
#democracy
#democracy
April 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Early voted today, asked the person how many candidates there were below the line (with the intention of working backwards to 1) and they said "Lots. But you only have to number 12. It will take a long time to number them all and we'll get mad that we have to wait for you."
#democracy
#democracy
RSD doesn't have the same pull when you're checking out the locals every few weeks anyway. Plus, almost no stores got the small amount of inventory we were interested in, and I'm too old to be queuing for hours to discover the 2 copies they did get are already gone
April 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
RSD doesn't have the same pull when you're checking out the locals every few weeks anyway. Plus, almost no stores got the small amount of inventory we were interested in, and I'm too old to be queuing for hours to discover the 2 copies they did get are already gone
Started a fire in the kitchen whilst making breakfast this morning.
Follow me for more domestic goddess tips.
Follow me for more domestic goddess tips.
April 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Started a fire in the kitchen whilst making breakfast this morning.
Follow me for more domestic goddess tips.
Follow me for more domestic goddess tips.
When I went to the football last week, I ordered a raspberry lemonade at the bar.
The server had to get the supervisor over to find out how to make it... 🙄
The server had to get the supervisor over to find out how to make it... 🙄
April 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
When I went to the football last week, I ordered a raspberry lemonade at the bar.
The server had to get the supervisor over to find out how to make it... 🙄
The server had to get the supervisor over to find out how to make it... 🙄
Last time we played Adelaide at the MCG, we took my grandmother to her first game there. The crowd was chanting "Modra's a wanker" and she joined in. Afterwards, she learned what a wanker was, and proceeded to deny her participation until her dying day. 🥹
March 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Last time we played Adelaide at the MCG, we took my grandmother to her first game there. The crowd was chanting "Modra's a wanker" and she joined in. Afterwards, she learned what a wanker was, and proceeded to deny her participation until her dying day. 🥹
Just waiting for @kady.bsky.social to message me to discuss Apple Cider Vinegar
February 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Just waiting for @kady.bsky.social to message me to discuss Apple Cider Vinegar
Monday's forecast can get absolutely fucked.
January 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Monday's forecast can get absolutely fucked.
I see @bek91.bsky.social has denounced her red & black moniker for this app 🤣
November 28, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I see @bek91.bsky.social has denounced her red & black moniker for this app 🤣
The norf players peackocking around the front area at Marvel tonight would've felt right at home after the crowd booed when Eddie Vedder enquired about the shinboners 🤭
November 18, 2024 at 1:18 PM
The norf players peackocking around the front area at Marvel tonight would've felt right at home after the crowd booed when Eddie Vedder enquired about the shinboners 🤭
Never been to a concert at the docklands before, will be interesting to see if they leave the roof open
November 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Never been to a concert at the docklands before, will be interesting to see if they leave the roof open
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Pity poor Icarus, trying to not fly close to this thing today.
November 15, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Pity poor Icarus, trying to not fly close to this thing today.
Today I got Wordle on my first turn for the first time ever.
Also today, I realised I'd put my underwear on inside out at about 4pm.
I guess the lesson is that you can be a genius and a moron at the same time.
Also today, I realised I'd put my underwear on inside out at about 4pm.
I guess the lesson is that you can be a genius and a moron at the same time.
January 19, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Today I got Wordle on my first turn for the first time ever.
Also today, I realised I'd put my underwear on inside out at about 4pm.
I guess the lesson is that you can be a genius and a moron at the same time.
Also today, I realised I'd put my underwear on inside out at about 4pm.
I guess the lesson is that you can be a genius and a moron at the same time.
Went to a gig on Friday night where I have never felt so old, yet in no way judged by other punters.
The kids are alright.
The kids are alright.
December 16, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Went to a gig on Friday night where I have never felt so old, yet in no way judged by other punters.
The kids are alright.
The kids are alright.
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At least there will be food on the table tonight
October 1, 2023 at 2:06 AM
At least there will be food on the table tonight
If someone tries to steal our data from here, will they be Bluesky mining? 🤔
...I'll see myself out
...I'll see myself out
October 1, 2023 at 1:12 AM
If someone tries to steal our data from here, will they be Bluesky mining? 🤔
...I'll see myself out
...I'll see myself out
Burning yourself on your Le Creuset and posting about it is a great way to brag about the fact you have a Le Creuset 😏
July 8, 2023 at 9:12 AM
Burning yourself on your Le Creuset and posting about it is a great way to brag about the fact you have a Le Creuset 😏