"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"
"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."
"A hippo? Tell me more!"
"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"
"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."
"A hippo? Tell me more!"
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
"I need a suit of armour modified," the lady said.
The armourer took her measurements, checked the pieces, and gave her an appraising look. "You've had this a while?"
"Yes. Since before... Ah..."
"Thought so. You'll need new thigh pieces and a wider skirt."
"I need a suit of armour modified," the lady said.
The armourer took her measurements, checked the pieces, and gave her an appraising look. "You've had this a while?"
"Yes. Since before... Ah..."
"Thought so. You'll need new thigh pieces and a wider skirt."
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"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
#CrossRepost
"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
#CrossRepost
(Yes I know any day is a good day for pancakes)
People in my replies with unresolved religious trauma: Time to get extremely angry and/or trauma dump!!!
(Yes I know any day is a good day for pancakes)
Next and final stage is binding.
Next and final stage is binding.
Change in platform is hard. But worth it
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Change in platform is hard. But worth it
A free set of silicone squishy dice or single d20 chonk as soon as we hit 100 followers to one lucky bluesky refugee. You pick the colors (up to 6)
To enter
👽 follow me
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That's it!
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Biologists: I'mma be real with you - we have no idea what a 'fish' is.
Biologists: I'mma be real with you - we have no idea what a 'fish' is.