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Elliott Inhats
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Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.
My head nearly fell off. The actual Minister for Health said this?

m.independent.ie/irish-news/t...
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Mentally replacing every "ChatGPT says..." or "we asked AI..." headline with "bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer."
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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"You can't un-invent AI!" We can't un-invent asbestos either. That doesn't mean we have to use it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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And here was the inspiration, Michelle Dorrell, the woman who voted Tory and then got upset the Tories cut her working Tax Credits
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The travel poster looked like so many others. A lush forest behind a serene beach. The text said "Be something exotic!"

"Sorry, there's a typo on your poster. I think you mean 'somewhere'?"

"No. We can make you to be, say, a bear, tiger, or hippo, for up to a week."

"A hippo? Tell me more!"
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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46 FUCKs, one WTF, and and a very accommodating quilt block holder at the end.
April 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Happy Transgender day of visibility, especially to Victor Frankenstein. We know what you are.
March 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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"What can I do for you, my lady?"

"I need a suit of armour modified," the lady said.

The armourer took her measurements, checked the pieces, and gave her an appraising look. "You've had this a while?"

"Yes. Since before... Ah..."

"Thought so. You'll need new thigh pieces and a wider skirt."
March 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔
February 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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When I gathered the courage to tell my mother that I was her daughter, not her son, she simply said:
"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."

"Why?"

"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."

"And?"

"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."

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February 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Knitting a lace weight scarf with some dragonfruit self striping sock yarn. It is pleasingly soft, and really does look like dragonfruit!
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Today is Retraction Day, when we observe the anniversary of the retraction (Feb. 2, 2010) of the fraudulent paper that purported to show a link between vaccines and autism. 🧪#medsky
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Doing the binding for my purple aperiodic monotile quilt. Or rather, posting about it online rather than sewing it.
February 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Aperiodic monotiles, done using English paper piecing. This is the assembled top sheet, before removal of cards, and basting. Not quilted yet. #pinkskyPost
January 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I was not aware of this pancake occasion!

(Yes I know any day is a good day for pancakes)
Me: it's nearly Candlemas, even if you're not Christian why not use this as an excuse to eat crêpes by candlelight with your friends? Have a party. We need joy in these dark months.

People in my replies with unresolved religious trauma: Time to get extremely angry and/or trauma dump!!!
January 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Finished the actual #quilting part of my #purple #aperiodicmonotile #quilt
Next and final stage is binding.
January 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Giveaway

Change in platform is hard. But worth it

A free set of silicone squishy dice or single d20 chonk as soon as we hit 100 followers to one lucky bluesky refugee. You pick the colors (up to 6)

To enter
👽 follow me
👽repost this post
👽 tag a friend

That's it!
Winner pays shipping
No bots
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Them: we must trust biology!

Biologists: I'mma be real with you - we have no idea what a 'fish' is.
January 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 1:28 PM