ya hes a vocal eater

*flirtily i hate my life

he’s not even paying attention to wayne flintily ordering hotcakes from benny (they dont sell hotcakes they sell pancakes) that he’s just like “and i’ll take an order of mozzarella sticks and a rootbeer float” and he looks up to see the two men giggling and blushing at each other.

i love physical media

and it ruled

i love old gay men in love

no she just comes and goes as she pleases. if i hear the front door opening ive gotten to the point where i just assume its my mom. i guess if its ever a murderer they’ll get me rly easily.

but for a few moments i had NO idea it was my mom. i had just accepted that that mightve been my time to go.

complaining to dad and hes like “she means well. shes trying to help” like sir you’re not getting it.

yes my doctor is dr joseph quinn

im gonna give it a few days to see how i rly feel and if i dont i’ll like give it to someone else

worming around my enclosure thank you

like i am so sorry i’m so obnoxious for going by hyl i’ve been using it since 5th grade and my parents dont feel betrayed when i use it cuz its “just a nickname” im a worm im a wormmmmmmm

ya!!!!!! like theyre even eviler

my names hillary its just hyl was a funky spelling of hill and it was fine when everyone knew that but ppl on the internet only know me as hyl so i know trying to figure out how it’s said is like anybody’s guess.