BossHobbit
@enjoyertimes.bsky.social
S-tier dork and enjoyer of music, games, books, art, animals, nature, space, and other non-terrible aspects of existence.
Sometimes I write about music over on substack, but I'm working on transitioning to my own domain.
https://enjoyertimes.substack.com
Sometimes I write about music over on substack, but I'm working on transitioning to my own domain.
https://enjoyertimes.substack.com
Based on candy, my mental model goes in order of smallest to largest thusly: fun-size, regular size, and King Size.
I associate it as a positive valence for the most part, because you can eat a couple without shame, also opens opportunities for mixing & matching types of candy.
I associate it as a positive valence for the most part, because you can eat a couple without shame, also opens opportunities for mixing & matching types of candy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Based on candy, my mental model goes in order of smallest to largest thusly: fun-size, regular size, and King Size.
I associate it as a positive valence for the most part, because you can eat a couple without shame, also opens opportunities for mixing & matching types of candy.
I associate it as a positive valence for the most part, because you can eat a couple without shame, also opens opportunities for mixing & matching types of candy.
For me it’s always “yall have a good one” aka yallhavagood’n
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
For me it’s always “yall have a good one” aka yallhavagood’n
They did the same thing with Avowed, like zero hype campaign. The way they keep stealth-releasing AAA games makes me think maybe someone at Obsidian had an ugly breakup with whoever runs marketing for games at MS and this is their vengeance.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They did the same thing with Avowed, like zero hype campaign. The way they keep stealth-releasing AAA games makes me think maybe someone at Obsidian had an ugly breakup with whoever runs marketing for games at MS and this is their vengeance.
My other favorite recently overheard slang for Diet Coke: “Fridge Cig”
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My other favorite recently overheard slang for Diet Coke: “Fridge Cig”
Yessss, that one’s got some spicy Rez boss rush energy. Wireframe laser-shapes just goin nuts.
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yessss, that one’s got some spicy Rez boss rush energy. Wireframe laser-shapes just goin nuts.
As a consolation prize for looking at your phone again, here is miss Shadow mid-yawn, lookin like she just saw a taco truck comin round the corner 🌮
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
As a consolation prize for looking at your phone again, here is miss Shadow mid-yawn, lookin like she just saw a taco truck comin round the corner 🌮
A friend recently brought me some fresh from the Down Underdark, and i discovered that storing them in the *fridge* adds an incredibly satisfying *cronch* to the inner spine of the ‘tams. Highly recommended.
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A friend recently brought me some fresh from the Down Underdark, and i discovered that storing them in the *fridge* adds an incredibly satisfying *cronch* to the inner spine of the ‘tams. Highly recommended.
Happy ending version:
“However, Muffin refused to move, so Bob was unable to leave for the Army after all.”
“However, Muffin refused to move, so Bob was unable to leave for the Army after all.”
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Happy ending version:
“However, Muffin refused to move, so Bob was unable to leave for the Army after all.”
“However, Muffin refused to move, so Bob was unable to leave for the Army after all.”
Prisoners of Planet Butt: the epic saga continues
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Prisoners of Planet Butt: the epic saga continues
An incredibly beautiful record. Discovered while working at a music shop years ago, still one of those records that I just gotta throw on every once in a while.
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
An incredibly beautiful record. Discovered while working at a music shop years ago, still one of those records that I just gotta throw on every once in a while.
Cow got warrants, they ain’t tryna get face-tagged.
August 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Cow got warrants, they ain’t tryna get face-tagged.
Glimpses of a vastly improved timeline 🙏
July 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Glimpses of a vastly improved timeline 🙏
Introducing…Jerry Horsegirl?
July 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Introducing…Jerry Horsegirl?
“Bad Day At The Office, circa ~20,000BC”
July 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Bad Day At The Office, circa ~20,000BC”
These creatures have installed their Red Caesar (the reddest, dumbest imaginable one) at the helm of the most consequential military on the planet. They will now use it to loot this burning world down to the last cinder.
It’s on us whether we accept that, or pursue other options as a species.
It’s on us whether we accept that, or pursue other options as a species.
July 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
These creatures have installed their Red Caesar (the reddest, dumbest imaginable one) at the helm of the most consequential military on the planet. They will now use it to loot this burning world down to the last cinder.
It’s on us whether we accept that, or pursue other options as a species.
It’s on us whether we accept that, or pursue other options as a species.
These people are *all* idiots of the highest order, and we should all be loudly mocking them for how bad they are at literally everything they claim to do.
Shunning is a useful tool towards discouraging dipshit behavior in general and I wish more people would utilize it for this purpose 🙏
Shunning is a useful tool towards discouraging dipshit behavior in general and I wish more people would utilize it for this purpose 🙏
June 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people are *all* idiots of the highest order, and we should all be loudly mocking them for how bad they are at literally everything they claim to do.
Shunning is a useful tool towards discouraging dipshit behavior in general and I wish more people would utilize it for this purpose 🙏
Shunning is a useful tool towards discouraging dipshit behavior in general and I wish more people would utilize it for this purpose 🙏
“Barbarian Register” sounds like an incredible multi-class D&D character
June 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“Barbarian Register” sounds like an incredible multi-class D&D character
My new emergency plan if things get too dire: eat one of these and then hibernate for a thousand years.
June 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My new emergency plan if things get too dire: eat one of these and then hibernate for a thousand years.
"Oh, they're not playing *this* game. They're playing another game, where they win by making you incredibly angry." www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/0...
Fed Astaire - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
June 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Oh, they're not playing *this* game. They're playing another game, where they win by making you incredibly angry." www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/0...
dang, "This Video Is Private"
May 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
dang, "This Video Is Private"
