don't be a vine schnob
drink caffeine ☕ & wake tf up
don't be a vine schnob
drink caffeine ☕ & wake tf up
I WANT THIS SKIRT SO BAAAAAD 😭😭😻😻😻
i literally had a 🩷 pink 6-hole B6 planner from 🌷Morning Glory that looked like this
designers playing on nostalgia is diabolical 💀💀
also: Polly Pocketsszzzz & Alfalink
I WANT THIS SKIRT SO BAAAAAD 😭😭😻😻😻
i literally had a 🩷 pink 6-hole B6 planner from 🌷Morning Glory that looked like this
designers playing on nostalgia is diabolical 💀💀
also: Polly Pocketsszzzz & Alfalink
iʼve been obsessed with geisha culture since middle-school (or high-school idk)
iʼve been obsessed with geisha culture since middle-school (or high-school idk)
🥁 drum-roll 🥁
✨ LANDLORD-CORE 💀💀😂🤣
just imagine the #fauxtrage oh teh CLUTCHING OF 🦪PEARLS that would occur lmao
“eat the rich” is performative—if you REALLY cared, you'd focus on feeding the poor 🖕🤑✌️
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🥁 drum-roll 🥁
✨ LANDLORD-CORE 💀💀😂🤣
just imagine the #fauxtrage oh teh CLUTCHING OF 🦪PEARLS that would occur lmao
“eat the rich” is performative—if you REALLY cared, you'd focus on feeding the poor 🖕🤑✌️
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(IRL when i do my own make-up i use eyebrow-stamps & blur it out with spoolie lol)
who cares tho when you wear glasses so big nobody can even see your 🐛🐛 caterpillars anyways
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(IRL when i do my own make-up i use eyebrow-stamps & blur it out with spoolie lol)
who cares tho when you wear glasses so big nobody can even see your 🐛🐛 caterpillars anyways
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(the Indonesian media pixelated Soraya Montenegroʼs firearm, which i respect.)
(the Indonesian media pixelated Soraya Montenegroʼs firearm, which i respect.)
dafuq 😂😭
dafuq 😂😭
cream crackers + cheese lol ≈ microwave
then...
add:
sambal bawang Bu Rudy + fried shallots/garlic
lmao 😂😂
cream crackers + cheese lol ≈ microwave
then...
add:
sambal bawang Bu Rudy + fried shallots/garlic
lmao 😂😂
i felt uncomfortable at drugstores
(SAʼs would follow me around like a SHOPLIFTER)
meanwhile Dior/YSL ladies treated me with dignity
(my first “grown-up” lippie was a Dior)
so itʼs hard to accept the FREELOADER-influencers getting better treatment than PAYING-customers
i felt uncomfortable at drugstores
(SAʼs would follow me around like a SHOPLIFTER)
meanwhile Dior/YSL ladies treated me with dignity
(my first “grown-up” lippie was a Dior)
so itʼs hard to accept the FREELOADER-influencers getting better treatment than PAYING-customers
he didnʼt overcook the salmon. 🍣👌👌
you see why he put me through culinary school?
medium-rare lol
he didnʼt overcook the salmon. 🍣👌👌
you see why he put me through culinary school?
medium-rare lol
and like a good Muslim girl i pause filming & donʼt talk over the call-of-prayer
but ofc i am not filming anything rn iʼve shloads of unediteds idk what to do with on my phones lol
donʼt even want to be on YouTube like that anymore i don't think
and like a good Muslim girl i pause filming & donʼt talk over the call-of-prayer
but ofc i am not filming anything rn iʼve shloads of unediteds idk what to do with on my phones lol
donʼt even want to be on YouTube like that anymore i don't think
this is some bougie Grand Indonesia shizz haha
this is some bougie Grand Indonesia shizz haha
*just as long as youʼre not so poor you canʼt buy ANY food AT ALL, youʼll be fine
#BRICSbabe™ #BRICS
*just as long as youʼre not so poor you canʼt buy ANY food AT ALL, youʼll be fine
#BRICSbabe™ #BRICS
but iʼm too embarrassed to go because i never come there to pray 🤲🫣😶🌫️
ya kale gw cuman ke masjid kalo lagi butuh asupan kafein.... 😂 Dajjal amat kesannya jadi umat 🙈
Astagfirullah, maafkan hambamu ini ya Allah 🫠🥲
but iʼm too embarrassed to go because i never come there to pray 🤲🫣😶🌫️
ya kale gw cuman ke masjid kalo lagi butuh asupan kafein.... 😂 Dajjal amat kesannya jadi umat 🙈
Astagfirullah, maafkan hambamu ini ya Allah 🫠🥲
the 🥸 backup pair are from Moleskine
apparently it comes in a case that looks like their classic journals 📔 (complete w/ “in case of loss” thing)
*FTR: before @hobonichi.bsky.social, i was a hardcore #Moleskine girl for ~5 years (circa 2014–2020?)
the 🥸 backup pair are from Moleskine
apparently it comes in a case that looks like their classic journals 📔 (complete w/ “in case of loss” thing)
*FTR: before @hobonichi.bsky.social, i was a hardcore #Moleskine girl for ~5 years (circa 2014–2020?)