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music recs, maybe
anti-Imperialism ASMR to drill into your subconscious
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ur daily reminder to not treat friendships like wine 🍷

don't be a vine schnob
drink caffeine ☕ & wake tf up
April 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
March 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
holy sh*tballs

I WANT THIS SKIRT SO BAAAAAD 😭😭😻😻😻

i literally had a 🩷 pink 6-hole B6 planner from 🌷Morning Glory that looked like this

designers playing on nostalgia is diabolical 💀💀

also: Polly Pocketsszzzz & Alfalink
March 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
geisha-inspired eyeshadow ❤️

iʼve been obsessed with geisha culture since middle-school (or high-school idk)
February 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
🎉 iʼm SPESYUUUUL 😘🥳🎊
February 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🤞🤞 Samsung still doesn't care
February 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
hereʼs an idea for a rage-bait performance art piece—JE VOUS PRÉSENTE:

🥁 drum-roll 🥁

✨ LANDLORD-CORE 💀💀😂🤣

just imagine the #fauxtrage oh teh CLUTCHING OF 🦪PEARLS that would occur lmao

“eat the rich” is performative—if you REALLY cared, you'd focus on feeding the poor 🖕🤑✌️
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February 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
when pros did my eyebrows 🦋

(IRL when i do my own make-up i use eyebrow-stamps & blur it out with spoolie lol)

who cares tho when you wear glasses so big nobody can even see your 🐛🐛 caterpillars anyways

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February 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the 90ʼs makeup pallette & cray-cray vibe i am going for 🤣🤣

(the Indonesian media pixelated Soraya Montenegroʼs firearm, which i respect.)
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Luis Fernando so unhelpful 💀💀
dafuq 😂😭🫩
February 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
☔🌧️
February 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
🌃 LATE-NIGHT SNACK:

cream crackers + cheese lol ≈ microwave

then...

add:

sambal bawang Bu Rudy + fried shallots/garlic

lmao 😂😂
February 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
GLOOSSSS.
February 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my gateway into luxury was:

i felt uncomfortable at drugstores
(SAʼs would follow me around like a SHOPLIFTER)

meanwhile Dior/YSL ladies treated me with dignity
(my first “grown-up” lippie was a Dior)

so itʼs hard to accept the FREELOADER-influencers getting better treatment than PAYING-customers
February 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
my dadʼs a way better cook than i am. 🍛
he didnʼt overcook the salmon. 🍣👌👌
you see why he put me through culinary school?
medium-rare lol
February 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
how stinking cute are these cookies 😆😻😻😻
February 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
also live next to a mosque bsky.app/profile/enfa...

and like a good Muslim girl i pause filming & donʼt talk over the call-of-prayer

but ofc i am not filming anything rn iʼve shloads of unediteds idk what to do with on my phones lol

donʼt even want to be on YouTube like that anymore i don't think
February 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
look how MEVVAH my 🍜 Indomie is 😂🥰
this is some bougie Grand Indonesia shizz haha
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
if dedollarisation leads to devaluation and i go broke, iʼll just eat pecel & the like every day—the beauty of living in 🇮🇩 Indonesia is, even the most affordable foods can still be healthy

*just as long as youʼre not so poor you canʼt buy ANY food AT ALL, youʼll be fine

#BRICSbabe™ #BRICS
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
the last Moleskine i bought after Kinokuniya stopped importing Moleskines to Indonesia & before Book Depository shut down
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
🌙🕌🌟 the neighbourhood mosque complex now has a café next to the 🏀 basketball court ☕✨

but iʼm too embarrassed to go because i never come there to pray 🤲🫣😶‍🌫️

ya kale gw cuman ke masjid kalo lagi butuh asupan kafein.... 😂 Dajjal amat kesannya jadi umat 🙈

Astagfirullah, maafkan hambamu ini ya Allah 🫠🥲
February 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
so i just collected my new prescription glasses 🤓

the 🥸 backup pair are from Moleskine

apparently it comes in a case that looks like their classic journals 📔 (complete w/ “in case of loss” thing)

*FTR: before @hobonichi.bsky.social, i was a hardcore #Moleskine girl for ~5 years (circa 2014–2020?)
February 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
🎉🍕 PIZZA PARTY WITH MY FAM 🍕🎊
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM