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pablorockatansky.com
Alguien está gastando mucho dinero en influencers de mierda con el tema de meterle a chavales jóvenes en la cabeza que las pensiones son insostenibles y que ellos no van a tener. Alguien debería hacer un reportaje o algo al respecto, follow the money.
September 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
What I believe is actually happening here:

The robots are set up to identify what content gets engagement, read FB auto-gen text description, & feed that into the generative AI. Post, comments, iterate.

hundreds of seemingly real comments on these, most of them incorporating some form of "amen"
A man and a child sleeping in a closet full of military uniforms. the man is saying "CREATE IT IS AS FAR SIDE COMICS" A child in uniform, who appears to be, well, the insignia is a little messed up but i think he's a technical sgt, saying to presumably his mother I WILL WILL BE GOE BACK! the mother and a younger child next to her on a bed are horrified this is a similar image to the one before except the child who is headed to war is even younger and he is saying I WILL HAM BE BE BACK! this is a woman curled up in bned with a soldier of the USIPA and there is a lion in the window and their pillow says MIDS and ODD WED! and there is a soldier with a rifle outside the window (but not pointed at them, or the lion, which really he should shoot the lion because there's a fucking lion just outside these people's window and they don't even know, they're asleep)
September 22, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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olliemnjones.bsky.social
Small Hours
November 27, 2023 at 6:21 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
October 29, 2023 at 10:44 AM
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brunodias.bsky.social
sorry I blocked you but my crude first-generation neural implants redwash my sensorium when I see your unfunny replies
September 5, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
October 20, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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bleu-capsicum.bsky.social
Hello! I'm a person who draws the sky a lot, but sometimes other things too! I'll be hanging out around these parts.
Digital painting of some towering clouds in dramatic yellow and orange lighting, and dark grey shadows. Digital painting of a character walking in a field of brown grass around golden hour. The sky is filled with large, pastel iridescent clouds. The character is seen from the back. Digital painting of a woman standing still up to her stomach in a bright red river that somewhat resembles lava. It is around nightfall, and the woman is lit from underneath by the reiver. Digital painting of a seascape at night, with a huge two-story iridescent cloud overtaking the sky and brightly shining over the sea. In the middle of the ocean, there is a small boat with a small figure sitting in it, watching the sky.
October 20, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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eadeeva.bsky.social
El tarot de Leonora Carrington y fragmentos de frescos pompeyanos.
October 20, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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handle.invalid
this is, indeed, Me
sovietcakelady.bsky.social ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · Aug 8
This Kelly comic is reminding me of that weird @ankhmorporkcity.watch chili drama on twitter I learned about after the fact
August 8, 2023 at 8:22 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Today’s filmmakers are COWARDS who don’t know the value of a wet monster puppet
June 24, 2023 at 5:37 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Good morning! Here we go again with the survival fundraising. Just as a reminder: I am unable to work and I don't get disability payments, so if you like what I do online, help me thrive! $1515 to go! PayPal in bio!
October 12, 2023 at 9:48 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
October 12, 2023 at 10:10 AM
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infinata.bsky.social
I woke up from a sound sleep to make this.
"Killers of the Flower Moon" written in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo font.
October 10, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
BRING BACK COMPUTER"S THAT DO WHAT YOU WANT - dashare.zone ADMIN
COMPUTER"S SHOULD DO WAHT I TELL THEM TO ! STOP GUESSING WHAT I WANT , DO NOT EVER REMIND ME LATER " AND SHOW ME POSTS FROM DA PEOPLE I FOLLOW IN DA ORDER THEY POST IT MOTHER FUCKER !!! AND ITS A SKULL BURNIGN IN FLAME'S AND IF YOUR A REGGEA HEAD YOU KNOW WHERE ITS FROM HELL YEA @DASHAREZ0NE DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 17, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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almag.ro
"hay catedrales por doquier para quienes saben mirar", pienso mirando al palomo que se ha posado en el alféizar de la ventana de la cocina justo antes de que proyecte un turbochorro de caca hacia el patio de luces y salga volando
October 6, 2023 at 9:02 AM
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
You've heard of "Piss Christ" but have you ever seen "Death Pissing"?
Max Klinger (1880)
A tall portrait oriented painting of a skeleton standing on the sandy bank of a river, with its scythe resting on the shore leaned against its hip bone. The skeleton's hands are in front of its groin as a stream of piss comes from it arcing into the water.
October 3, 2023 at 11:43 PM
enelke.bsky.social
Voy a decirlo: me alegro de que no haya gifs aquí.
October 2, 2023 at 11:53 AM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
Love how I can tell when an app is trying to shoehorn LLM/AI into its services by how quickly it degrades in quality. Like thanks Spotify DJ I've never heard this song called "Starships" by Nicki Minaj
October 2, 2023 at 11:49 AM
enelke.bsky.social
Quizá sea hora de hacer esto
thedreamstress.com/2022/06/roac...
October 2, 2023 at 11:40 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
growing your hair out when you have male pattern baldness and its starting to go grey is a power move. few will dare to try
September 21, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
"trans people in the past were medicinewomen and shamans and seers! revered priestesses!" not me. i'm sitting around carving those little sculptures of the guys with the huge hogs and doing absolutely nothing else to help out around town. everyone in Uruk is entirely sick of my shit
September 20, 2023 at 12:35 PM
enelke.bsky.social
Vale ya tengo el sitio pillao
September 16, 2023 at 8:42 AM