Hooth
@endlesshuffering.bsky.social
I’m excited to have found a way to not post too much without having to give up the feeling that my mind is an unyielding psychic warzone
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m excited to have found a way to not post too much without having to give up the feeling that my mind is an unyielding psychic warzone
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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
I don’t care how well designed your cardboard box is…if I can’t figure out its deal in 30 seconds I am going to maul it like a wild animal
September 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t care how well designed your cardboard box is…if I can’t figure out its deal in 30 seconds I am going to maul it like a wild animal
It’s my birthday tomorrow! At long last, I will finally be turning 1
September 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It’s my birthday tomorrow! At long last, I will finally be turning 1
Never seen anyone work so hard to do zero reps
What were RFK Jr and Pete Hegseth doing today for the taxpayers?
August 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Never seen anyone work so hard to do zero reps
Reached the death stranding endgame content (taking walks outside irl)
August 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reached the death stranding endgame content (taking walks outside irl)
The truth is…the boys just don’t leave town that much. There would be more songs about them being back if they did
August 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The truth is…the boys just don’t leave town that much. There would be more songs about them being back if they did
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the thing that trans people ask of the world is so tiny, really. just to be able to exist as the person they are, without the rest of us being weird or cruel about it. it's a deep shame on our society that we are unable to deliver on so small a thing.
One of the few things I'm absolutely sure of is that there's nothing wrong with being trans. We're just a type of person. We deserve equality because all people deserve equality.
August 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the thing that trans people ask of the world is so tiny, really. just to be able to exist as the person they are, without the rest of us being weird or cruel about it. it's a deep shame on our society that we are unable to deliver on so small a thing.
My favorite genre of church sermon: a toy freaked me out
July 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My favorite genre of church sermon: a toy freaked me out
I have not doth yet begun to protest actually
July 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I have not doth yet begun to protest actually
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Harley Cameron and then she pulled out a puppet of me and the puppet asked my question back in a mocking tone
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked hangman adam page and he called me a dumbass
July 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, they said it was fhqwhgads
Finally checking out death stranding: the game that best captures the rush of carrying all the groceries from your car in one trip
July 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Finally checking out death stranding: the game that best captures the rush of carrying all the groceries from your car in one trip
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Oh my fucking goodness. Republicans are finally building the legendary FEMA camps I was warned about as a young evangelical. Finally. They are, for real, sending Americans to FEMA camps and taking their bibles. I was told the antichrist would do this.
Yes billionaires
But right now already these past months Noem specifically “redirected” FEMA funds to ICE
www.factcheck.org/2025/07/a-de...
But right now already these past months Noem specifically “redirected” FEMA funds to ICE
www.factcheck.org/2025/07/a-de...
A Dedicated FEMA Fund Will Pay for 'Alligator Alcatraz' - FactCheck.org
Q: Are FEMA funds being used to construct an immigrant detention facility in the Everglades? A: Yes, the immigrant detention facility in Florida, dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz,” is being “funded largely...
www.factcheck.org
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh my fucking goodness. Republicans are finally building the legendary FEMA camps I was warned about as a young evangelical. Finally. They are, for real, sending Americans to FEMA camps and taking their bibles. I was told the antichrist would do this.
I’m a free thinker. Every time I order fajitas at a restaurant it is NOT because I heard the sizzle of someone else’s fajitas coming out of the back
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m a free thinker. Every time I order fajitas at a restaurant it is NOT because I heard the sizzle of someone else’s fajitas coming out of the back
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[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES]
D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested
FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies
D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system
FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes
🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶
D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested
FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies
D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system
FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes
🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶
May 31, 2024 at 1:54 AM
[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES]
D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested
FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies
D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system
FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes
🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶
D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested
FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies
D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system
FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes
🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶
What are you eating under there? Updog?
July 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
What are you eating under there? Updog?
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enjoy this new problem
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
enjoy this new problem
Everyone quote tweet this with your favorite anime Blowjob Brothers
June 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Everyone quote tweet this with your favorite anime Blowjob Brothers
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They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission.
They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again.
And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.
They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again.
And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.
June 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission.
They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again.
And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.
They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again.
And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.
Conservatives have never resonated with a piece of media they haven’t misunderstood to a degree that makes one wonder if they’ve ever consumed that media. See also: the constitution and the Bible
I was too young to be ware of the Iraq invasion debate but was it this degree of stupid? It can't have been this stupid.
June 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Conservatives have never resonated with a piece of media they haven’t misunderstood to a degree that makes one wonder if they’ve ever consumed that media. See also: the constitution and the Bible
When I say something false and someone corrects me, I tell them I was quoting a song so we can both feel stupid together
June 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When I say something false and someone corrects me, I tell them I was quoting a song so we can both feel stupid together
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this is such a good representation of American Christianity
June 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
Facebook comment sections are going to get even more demonic when these hats come out
this year’s Fourth of July hats, saluting the red, white and Marlin
June 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Facebook comment sections are going to get even more demonic when these hats come out
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ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people
June 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people