Bastard of Ceremonies
@endgamerazari.bsky.social
No style, no substance.
Why are there BONES EVERYWHERE
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Why are there BONES EVERYWHERE
Oh God. I don't know how else to explain it; this beer has the consistency and mouthfeel of soy sauce. It doesn't taste like it, at least.
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oh God. I don't know how else to explain it; this beer has the consistency and mouthfeel of soy sauce. It doesn't taste like it, at least.
Gave blood AND got my piercings downsized today. Big day for getting holes poked in me
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gave blood AND got my piercings downsized today. Big day for getting holes poked in me
I fucking CACKLED
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I fucking CACKLED
Force-carbonated a small batch of my Christmas stout in my mini-keg to take to a party and everyone who tried it liked it. I gotta get this in bottles this weekend, I'm really happy with how it turned out.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Force-carbonated a small batch of my Christmas stout in my mini-keg to take to a party and everyone who tried it liked it. I gotta get this in bottles this weekend, I'm really happy with how it turned out.
Now THIS surprised me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Now THIS surprised me
Lmaaaaoooo
Dead magic penis
Stupid weed piss
FUCKING SHIT MYSELF
(Also weird that 'three' is in there)
Dead magic penis
Stupid weed piss
FUCKING SHIT MYSELF
(Also weird that 'three' is in there)
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Lmaaaaoooo
Dead magic penis
Stupid weed piss
FUCKING SHIT MYSELF
(Also weird that 'three' is in there)
Dead magic penis
Stupid weed piss
FUCKING SHIT MYSELF
(Also weird that 'three' is in there)
I was looking particularly Robotnesque this weekend
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I was looking particularly Robotnesque this weekend
There is balm in Gilead
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There is balm in Gilead
Copying magic notes into my journal in the bar like an absolute freak
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Copying magic notes into my journal in the bar like an absolute freak
I thought it'd be longer.
I'm not gonna say I "got it", but at least I can say I read it.
I'm not gonna say I "got it", but at least I can say I read it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I thought it'd be longer.
I'm not gonna say I "got it", but at least I can say I read it.
I'm not gonna say I "got it", but at least I can say I read it.
I've said it before, but, unfortunately, I've never seen myself reflected in a character as much as I do in Téodor.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've said it before, but, unfortunately, I've never seen myself reflected in a character as much as I do in Téodor.
Inordinately proud
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Inordinately proud
Oh God, it's only been a year?
I love you, buddy.
I love you, buddy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oh God, it's only been a year?
I love you, buddy.
I love you, buddy.
I forgot I owned this. I think I got it for Christmas.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I forgot I owned this. I think I got it for Christmas.
Man look at how clean I got this. I'm glad it didn't strip anything off, this thing is beautiful.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Man look at how clean I got this. I'm glad it didn't strip anything off, this thing is beautiful.
It was low turnout (6 teams at the end, I think) but I am starting to feel like people resent me a little. I think one of the guys who jokingly accused me of cheating that one time was actually complaining to the host (a friend of mine) that I was Googling stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It was low turnout (6 teams at the end, I think) but I am starting to feel like people resent me a little. I think one of the guys who jokingly accused me of cheating that one time was actually complaining to the host (a friend of mine) that I was Googling stuff.
I've kept up with getting back into my routine for a couple weeks and I think it's starting to pay off, so what the hell
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I've kept up with getting back into my routine for a couple weeks and I think it's starting to pay off, so what the hell
It's nice to see it just said outright
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's nice to see it just said outright
They said it couldn't be done
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They said it couldn't be done
I make ugly look good
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I make ugly look good
