did the reply guys migrate over here yet
November 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
did the reply guys migrate over here yet
I work out, not because I want a long happy life, but because I want a long spiteful one
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I work out, not because I want a long happy life, but because I want a long spiteful one
sure the sun is setting early but it’s just giving us more time to be enamored with the moon
November 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
sure the sun is setting early but it’s just giving us more time to be enamored with the moon
finally saw challengers and found out there’s not even a threesome? feeling betrayed and lied to
November 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
finally saw challengers and found out there’s not even a threesome? feeling betrayed and lied to
bluesky baby I left my ex for you please let me see other people’s likes again
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
bluesky baby I left my ex for you please let me see other people’s likes again
over several years I carefully cultivated mutuals on twitter and then muted approximately half of them. now I gotta start fresh here? what the fuck
November 15, 2024 at 9:38 PM
over several years I carefully cultivated mutuals on twitter and then muted approximately half of them. now I gotta start fresh here? what the fuck
there is no bond stronger than the one between a person with disordered eating and diet coke
November 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
there is no bond stronger than the one between a person with disordered eating and diet coke
gonna do something crazy tonight (go to sleep at 8 pm)
November 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
gonna do something crazy tonight (go to sleep at 8 pm)
when men walk up stairs two at a time it’s like okay you fuckin show off
November 14, 2024 at 1:23 AM
when men walk up stairs two at a time it’s like okay you fuckin show off
the downgrade in attention is the one thing I cannot abide by on this app
i’m looking for 7200 of my closest friends
November 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
the downgrade in attention is the one thing I cannot abide by on this app
help. i’m not getting enough attention
November 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
help. i’m not getting enough attention
I don't wanna be back here...... but......
November 13, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I don't wanna be back here...... but......
understand that a girl literally tried to steal my boyfriend and I didn’t use it for twitter content. i’m SO mature
July 5, 2023 at 3:41 PM
understand that a girl literally tried to steal my boyfriend and I didn’t use it for twitter content. i’m SO mature
the national anthem is literally not even a banger
July 4, 2023 at 3:55 PM
the national anthem is literally not even a banger
I am bluesky, destroyer of rate limits
July 3, 2023 at 1:48 PM
I am bluesky, destroyer of rate limits
gonna go post the world’s worst tweets on twitter just so y’all feel like i’m wasting your 600 tweets a day ❤️
July 2, 2023 at 6:06 PM
gonna go post the world’s worst tweets on twitter just so y’all feel like i’m wasting your 600 tweets a day ❤️
people who hate new york city are BORING
July 2, 2023 at 5:54 PM
people who hate new york city are BORING
I’m gonna need Elon to fix twitter cause I get waaaaaay more attention over there
July 2, 2023 at 2:23 AM
I’m gonna need Elon to fix twitter cause I get waaaaaay more attention over there
am I supposed to actually be using this thing
May 11, 2023 at 2:08 PM
am I supposed to actually be using this thing
now I have to think of funny shit to say on TWO platforms? that’s too much for me
April 28, 2023 at 3:40 AM
now I have to think of funny shit to say on TWO platforms? that’s too much for me