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Alan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@emphelm.bsky.social
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Scottish Man Utd fan with a Greggs addiction. Love Batman, LOTR, Sea of Thieves and anything to do with pirates. I hate the torys/reform and the royal family. Scrap the licence fee. Independence for Scotland.
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a man is covered in green slime with a kids choice sports sign behind him
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November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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What a bellend!
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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a man is making a surprised face while wearing a sweater and a plaid shirt .
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November 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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a man with a mustache is talking on a cell phone in a store .
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November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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🤣🤣🤣
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Did anyone else watch the whole thing and then wonder why? 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Can't wait 😁
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
October 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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😂😂😂
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Absolute scum, the lot of them.
September 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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😂😂😂
September 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Maybe lock the door next time you go for a bath.
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM