omg i was supposed to b writing measurements on the board in my engineering class and it was 6.6 and i heard them making 67 jokes so i thought it was 6.67. it wasn’t. someone had to tell me it wasn’t. the whole class saw me write it like a dumbass.

was making an angsty playlist at work and that voice to text shit picked up me greeting a customer

dark reunion voted for the cheeto no other explanation