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trisarahbottoms 🦖🦕
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21st century whore 🇺🇸🇵🇰🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈
dude i think donald is js into men in uniform atp. i mean so am i but im not spending billions of dollars to send the national guard into LA
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
omg i was supposed to b writing measurements on the board in my engineering class and it was 6.6 and i heard them making 67 jokes so i thought it was 6.67. it wasn’t. someone had to tell me it wasn’t. the whole class saw me write it like a dumbass.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
so since bubba might b a horse should we see if putin is on furaffinity
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
brain stew is spooo relatable i loveee green day
March 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
can someone drop a standing tutorial i forgot how
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
anyone else ever do smth so stupid u gotta write a gay fanfic about it
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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It looks like Elon’s rocket exploded into the world’s largest rainbow flag and I love that for him. 🏳️‍🌈
A SpaceX rocket was destroyed during a test flight following a rare booster catch back at the pad. (video via deankolson87/X)

www.huffpost.com/entry/us-sci...
January 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
what’s the profession opinion on snorting listerine to cure a cold
January 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
was making an angsty playlist at work and that voice to text shit picked up me greeting a customer
December 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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I’m not going to explain this but I bet the world started getting worse when Disney started making constant live action remakes of beloved animated movies.
November 8, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 12:14 PM
dark reunion voted for the cheeto no other explanation
November 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
November 7, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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My last two journal entries have been titled “Fuck” and “Shit”
November 7, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Sexting exclusively with html tags
November 7, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Every time I use this thing to try and contact the spirit world it just tells me to clean my windows and mirrors. Stupid squeegee board.
October 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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I have no trouble remembering how to use 100 different programming languages, but remembering how to operate 100 different build tools and package managers is hell
October 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
October 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM