Elliot 🎱
@emoepcotball.bsky.social
light the lamp, not the rat
28 // CA
28 // CA
am i pushing thirty? yes
will i still be a menace when i see tøp play trees this month? also yes
will i still be a menace when i see tøp play trees this month? also yes
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
am i pushing thirty? yes
will i still be a menace when i see tøp play trees this month? also yes
will i still be a menace when i see tøp play trees this month? also yes
"you need to trim your split ends or else you're gonna end up looking like elliot."
what the fuck i do
what the fuck i do
September 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"you need to trim your split ends or else you're gonna end up looking like elliot."
what the fuck i do
what the fuck i do
if you see me at disneyland, i'm listening to the superman score
July 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if you see me at disneyland, i'm listening to the superman score
i am the ripe old age of twenty eight and i still have the same big fat crush on josh dun that i did when vessel came out
June 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i am the ripe old age of twenty eight and i still have the same big fat crush on josh dun that i did when vessel came out
i got cooked like a fucking rotisserie chicken today, i'm so burnt
May 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
i got cooked like a fucking rotisserie chicken today, i'm so burnt
i hate having a day off and not having any friends bcs wtf am i supposed to do now besides sit at home and be moody
May 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i hate having a day off and not having any friends bcs wtf am i supposed to do now besides sit at home and be moody
i just watched a Stucky edit to Unknown/Nth by Hozier and it knocked the fucking wind out of my lungs
May 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i just watched a Stucky edit to Unknown/Nth by Hozier and it knocked the fucking wind out of my lungs
can we get a teavana comeback in 2025 pls, i miss them
May 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
can we get a teavana comeback in 2025 pls, i miss them
i know i should be here more than the bird app but it's just not unhinged enough on here for me. it's too sanitized, there's not enough lawlessness, there's no chaos
May 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
i know i should be here more than the bird app but it's just not unhinged enough on here for me. it's too sanitized, there's not enough lawlessness, there's no chaos
i did it again
made myself a little ~too~ at home at my mom's house and now i don't wanna leave 😭
May 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
i did it again
Reposted by Elliot 🎱
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
made myself a little ~too~ at home at my mom's house and now i don't wanna leave 😭
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
made myself a little ~too~ at home at my mom's house and now i don't wanna leave 😭
i love talking to my sister
February 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i love talking to my sister
i swear to god every day i am fighting the urge to move back home
February 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
i swear to god every day i am fighting the urge to move back home
i hate being a responsible adult. i got paid today and the first thing i did was pay all my bills i could for the next few weeks since i'm going on vacation. and then ordered groceries for pickup and i'm probably going to do some laundry and clean the house today since it's my one day off
February 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i hate being a responsible adult. i got paid today and the first thing i did was pay all my bills i could for the next few weeks since i'm going on vacation. and then ordered groceries for pickup and i'm probably going to do some laundry and clean the house today since it's my one day off
i wanna be at megacon this weekend
February 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i wanna be at megacon this weekend
I WANNA COOK MORE!!!!!! BUT OUR KITCHEN IS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT !!!!!!!!!!!
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I WANNA COOK MORE!!!!!! BUT OUR KITCHEN IS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT !!!!!!!!!!!
they didn't salt my fries at all man wtf is this, these taste like straight tater
February 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
they didn't salt my fries at all man wtf is this, these taste like straight tater
i miss my friends, Tails
February 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i miss my friends, Tails
my mom makes fun of me for overpacking my backpack but whenever my coworkers need something, guess who has it
February 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
my mom makes fun of me for overpacking my backpack but whenever my coworkers need something, guess who has it
josue is mad that cm punk wore a shoresy hoodie at royal rumble bcs he hates shoresy. cm punk my new best friend
February 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
josue is mad that cm punk wore a shoresy hoodie at royal rumble bcs he hates shoresy. cm punk my new best friend
luna somehow turned on the keurig and turned our kitchen table into a pond. so that was fun to come home to today
February 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
luna somehow turned on the keurig and turned our kitchen table into a pond. so that was fun to come home to today
Reposted by Elliot 🎱
why am i getting an influx of dcp videos on my fyp??? i'm 28 with a bachelor's degree. i am not the target audience
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
why am i getting an influx of dcp videos on my fyp??? i'm 28 with a bachelor's degree. i am not the target audience
josue is playing red dead 2 and just shot a rabbit and it CRIED, I HATE THIS GAME
January 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
josue is playing red dead 2 and just shot a rabbit and it CRIED, I HATE THIS GAME