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Em Jo Spoon
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✨Professional Irish Goodbyer✨
This Luigi Mangione stuff is wild af.
December 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
ALWAYS THE SHOT GIRL CUZ PEOPLE ARE INSUFFERABLE
The vibe I bring to the party.
December 8, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Jayhawks at noon tomorrow & Chiefs at 7pm?! Yall are setting me up for quite the day bender.
December 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I feel like I’ve lived 1,000 lives this week. Whew.
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Angel girl had a herniated diaphragm, but she’s back home!
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
If everyone could send a little prayer or good vibe to my little girl, that would be appreciated. She had to have surgery today. 😔
December 4, 2024 at 9:50 PM
House hunting is a bitch.
December 4, 2024 at 12:04 AM
I had the #1 draft pick in my fantasy league this year, and of course Christian McCaffrey can’t stay healthy to save his life.
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December 2, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Semi-Pro appreciation post:

“Now don’t get too excited…”
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Being off work for over a week has made me want to turn this into a lifestyle and never work again.
December 2, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Of course, the one one time I don’t bring my water bottle to bed, and I’m the thirstiest I’ve ever been in my whole life.
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I hate the holidays for my husband because I literally buy whatever I want whenever I want, so his options are like, take me on a trip?
November 30, 2024 at 3:45 AM
“Rumple got my juices flowing” - 7:33pm
November 30, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Missed out on my 5-leg parlay by 1 TD. 😖
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Happy Chiefs Day!
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November 29, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Can’t wait for my Spotify wrapped.
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
WHY ARE WE NOT PRO FOUL UP 3 ANYMORE?! #kubball
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 AM
That was a flagrant 1 on Hunter at best. #kubball
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This weekend someone tried to argue with me that Kelce is washed, and well, as one can imagine, I was completely sane about it. 🤣😅
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Something about a cyber truck parked at Dollar General don’t sit right with me.
November 26, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Bitches looooove talking shit.
November 25, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Why are people annoying
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I think I’ve been out of the city too long, guys. It’s 3am, and me and 2 others are walking home. I’m like do yall not understand what happens after 2am?! Why are we eating tacos on the corner of a boulevard, my guy?
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 AM